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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Regina, wait...”

    “No!” she yelled, spinning around to face him. “Do you know what everyone says about you?”

    Something had shifted — a wildness creeping in. One of her expensive high heels had just snapped under the force of her steps. Her shiny blonde hair, usually perfectly straightened, was now frizzed up with such a static charge that looked strong enough to attract lightning. To complete the picture, her pale, furious face framed two green eyes glowing as if lit by hellfire.

    Anyone passing by would’ve sworn Regina George had finally become the devil herself.

    To Rodrick Heffley, however, nothing had ever looked more like an angel.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Queen Bee Regina George and slacker Rodrick Heffley are paired up as "husband and wife" for a social studies project. What should be domestic bliss quickly becomes domestic chaos as North Shore's social hierarchy unravels, with one careless betrayal testing the limits of "for better or worse."

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    21 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Kim Dokja learned early that love is something you have to earn.
    In a small apartment with a mother who hits first and asks questions later, he learned to make himself invisible. Silent, obedient, unnoticed.

    Then he meets Yoo Joonghyuk. The first time anyone has ever stood between Dokja and his mother, he glimpses something he’s never known: care. In front of Joonghyuk, he’s the fragile boy who needs protection. Behind closed doors, he’ll do whatever it takes to keep Joonghyuk’s attention on him.

    Because to Kim Dokja, being seen is everything. And he will make sure he is the only one Yoo Joonghyuk ever sees.

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    A character study of a trauma-induced manipulator seeking to socially isolate the object of his obsession.

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    16 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Idol Yjh and his manager Kdj who is secretly his biggest fan and does in fact read self insert fanfiction. Now he has to pretend to have no idea who Yjh is while they both fall in loovveeee oohhoooo

    It was a good paragraph, and the boy had felt drawn to the description of the character the moment he read the words loading on his screen, but Dokja’s eyes didn’t even catch the paragragh, tracing the idols face. Joonghyuk looked about Dokja’s age, maybe one or two years older, it was hard to tell. The boy stood, unenthusiastically holding a pose with a few others, sweat glistening down his cheeks in the stage lights. Dokja never understood defiant people, why act like you don’t want to do something, when you actually want to? He understood the charm now. The tired look in his eyes, blank yet so full of emotion, they were just like Dokja’s.

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    21 Oct 2025