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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    A crew conducts a daring raid on the ship of the Mad Wizard Low, rescuing a man who's lost his memories. As Stede adjusts to his new life onboard a pirate ship, fleeing from the wrath of the wizard and trying to avoid the navy of the Immortal King, he tries to piece together what happened to him.

    How long was he locked away? What did Mad Low want with him? And is he really just an average human mortal man?

    Haunted by a recurring dream of a beautiful man in a raven mask and the burning conviction someone he loves very much is out there, Stede searches for answers, and begins to suspect he may have had a role in a failed magical ritual that plunged the world into chaos and flooding—held only at bay by the mysterious Blackbeard.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    AKA "The Gay Ram Fic"

    Tupping (verb, noun): The act of sheep copulating; traditionally refers to a ram mating with a ewe

    Tipping the Velvet: An erotic historical Sapphic romance book series-cum-tv series that was very life changing for queers of a Certain Age


    Ed is a shepherd whose favorite ram has no interest in lady sheep. Izzy tells him to get rid of it, but when Ed looks for alternatives, he finds farmer and local gay lunatic Stede Bonnet, who rescues gay rams and sells their wool under his brand, "Revenge Wool". Ed is immediately a goner.


    All my thanks to elky and kelly for their generous beta-ing and advice!!

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I love you, Stede,” Ed says, his voice muffled as he talks into Stede’s hair. “And I want you to know this shit. Even when it’s hard for me to talk about, or, like, especially then, maybe. I want to share it with you. Because I… I want you to be a constant. I want to be your constant. All in, yeah?”

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    In the years after they leave Alone, Ed and Stede build trust, deepen their relationship, and wear a very important sweater.

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    When a gentleman boards Ed’s ship and, with impressive audacity, asks to interview the legendary Blackbeard for a book, Ed agrees for his own amusement. But Stede's careful questions and perceptive eyes leave Ed questioning what he truly wants from life.

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    07 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Ed's midway through a run across Lake Superior when he sees the guy walk into the water.

    Or, how Stede Bonnet made a bad decision but it turned out all right in the end.

     

    Link to the playlist of this story on soundcloud

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    07 Feb 2026