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“Tea!” Crowley declared. “You love a good cup of tea!” He snapped his fingers and handed Aziraphale a mug of tea.
Aziraphale sniffled into it. “Miracle tea is just never as good as made tea.”
“I’ll make you a cup of tea, then,” Crowley said determinedly. He went to Aziraphale’s little kitchen and hunted for tea. He found a tin labeled tea leaves. He took down Aziraphale’s favorite mug, with the angel wings, and scooped tea into it. He looked critically into the mug and scooped more tea in. Then a bit more. Then he added another dash for good measure. The mug was nearly ¾ full with tea leaves. He didn’t add more; it seemed like plenty to him.
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Following the lack of the End of the World, Aziraphale falls into a depression, sure that he'll never have the chance to find his soulmate now.
Crowley's determined to help Aziraphale, even if it means losing him.
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It would be easier, Aziraphale thinks, if he could just stop seeing Crowley. Shake hands on a job well-done and walk away.
But he can’t. Not just for Crowley’s sake -- who has been very jumpy since the bookshop fire -- but his own, also. Aziraphale genuinely enjoys his company. They can talk about things they can’t with anyone else. He feels most himself around Crowley. And yes, he worries quite a lot about the hapless demon.
If only Crowley didn’t want to Talk.
Following Armageddon, Crowley is ready to move forward. Aziraphale thinks he needs more time.
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Aziraphale was fretting. He had been fretting for a good hour or so, ever since he’d emerged from Hell and sat down on the appointed bench to wait for Crowley. He rather thought he’d have been fretting regardless, but he was in a particular lather because he noticed he was wearing his own corporation, not Crowley’s.
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It is lost to the mists of time* just why Aziraphale or Crowley had ever thought they should apply to be on the Great British Bake-Off. No one but Aziraphale and Crowley recall what happened after they made that decision.
*This is a lie. It’s lost to the mists of excessive alcohol consumption.
Having made their decision to become contestants on the Great British Bake-Off, Aziraphale and Crowley did absolute zero research into how one applies for said show, and simply imagined that very good amateur bakers are approached to compete.
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John Watson is utterly BAMF and basically a goddamn madman. Following are stories of him in Afghanistan and him in London, being the craziest bastard ever (Sherlock is besotted).
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Bertie Meets Aliens by ThetaSigma
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood
27 May 2012
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Taking over the overnight shift at the campus coffee shop, Harry meets an interesting stranger.
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03 Feb 2026
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All was not well. Snape isn't too happy when he finds out the author has gotten one very important fact about his life wrong. And he knows just who's to blame.
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02 Feb 2026
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Everyone’s favourite auror Harry Potter has realised that being a poster boy for the ministry in times of peace is not all it‘s cracked up to be. So needing something new in his life he agrees to return to Hogwarts, teaching the Patronus Charm to interested students. Severus Snape, of all people, is the reason he doesn't want to leave anymore.
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Bookmarked by ThetaSigma
24 Jan 2026
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A Repub from my profile on FFN, originally posted in 2017. Severus has a premonition about someone being in very real danger, even after the Dark Lord has gone. When he comes to Harry's rescue, the Boy Who Lived comes to stay at Spinner's End for the summer before 7th Year. In typical Gryffindor fashion, Severus finds all his preconceived notions turned on their head as Potter makes himself at home. SSHP
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24 Jan 2026
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Severus witnesses Harry's Patronus by chance, and becomes consumed with curiosity. A commonly believed myth in the Wizarding World is that two alike or relative Patronus is indicative of true love. They are, after all, representative of the caster's soul. Now, of course, Severus has to decide if he believes in the significance of his doe to Potter's stag.
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22 Jan 2026

