Theseus_Praeternatural

Sniper from tf2 aiming a crossbow at camera in snow, covered in blood.



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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dude's autopsy report after he commits suicide in 1997. It's just that. This isn't even a story. Brief mention of the elementary school he shows up to at the end of the original game but he doesn't hurt any kids.

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    22 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Compiled requests from tumblr and ao3. Various Dudes and various themes.

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 4

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    Tommy thinks it's natural to view the people around you as some sort of family.

    He doubts anyone in his new group sees him as family, especially with how new he is to it, but Doc reminds him so much of his Pa, it was bound to slip out somehow.

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 1

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    His tone is so joyful. He reaches forward and grabs 10k face by the jaw, holding it so tight the sniper fears he’ll break.  

    “Now you will only be making this worse for yourself, so hold still.” 

    And as he reaches forward with his other hand, it suddenly comes into focus. It’s a spoon, heading towards his eye. Panic intensifies beyond his control, tears form, his body trembles. He pulls desperately against the man’s hand, trying to avoid the utensil. 

    “No- No! please, please don’t,” he begs, words bubbling up over the blood in his mouth. This is the only time he would ever beg, “Don’t- don’t take my eyes please!” 

    “Aww,” the man cooed, affectionally patting his face, “We aren’t taking your eyes . . . just one of them.”  

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    27 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 5

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    When the group gets drugged for supposedly nefarious purposes, it somehow becomes Murphy's job to babysit 10K when he's hit the hardest. Surprisingly, it's not as terrible as he had expected.

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    27 Jan 2026