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  1. Rec 32

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    "Dick," Angel chuckled, rolling his eyes. "You... If I had said last night 'I don't wanna fuck you or suck your dick or anything', you would've been... what, fine with that?"

    "Yep."

    "... No questions asked?"

    "No questions asked."

    "Even though... I mean, yesterday, at lunch, you were talkin' 'bout how much you missed me, 'n how much you wanted to touch me...?"

    "I miss you 'cause I've been workin' long hours, 'n I wanna touch you 'cause I know you like t'be touched. Cuddling, kissing, hugging, whatever. If that included sex: fine. If it didn't: also fine. If you said 'yes', then changed your mind: also-also fine." Husk squeezed Angel's hands once in his own palm. "You aren't your body, or what your body can do. I'm happy just t'have you around."

    Angel pondered for a moment. 

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    For the first time when it comes to the cheap and sex-saturated 'holiday' known as Valentine's Day Angel Dust actually cares about it. He cares about how he'll spend the day. He cares about who he wants to spend it with. The problem is finding a way to say those Three Little Words... without actually saying them. How genuine would they sound coming from the mouth of a porn star?

    Meanwhile Husk has started a game of making Angel cocktails with outlandish and raunchy names whenever he comes back to the hotel, always ending in fits of laughter from both. For just a little while Angel can forget his panic. Husk always has the new drink at the ready for Angel every night, shamelessly giddy to see what drink will finally catch the spider off guard.

    You don't have to search very far when they're waiting to be found. It's just a matter of hearing them when they're as silent as you are.

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 79

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    Luo Binghe, as the son of Tianlang-jun, had always been meant to leave his home in the Human Realm, whether he wanted to or not. If he refused to leave his home, Tianlang-jun would simply come and drag him back to the Demon Realm.

    So, when Master Shen's floating palace appeared in the sky over his hometown, Luo Binghe went to ask to be his disciple.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shen Yuan has lived in the shitty omegaverse xianxia world of Proud Immortal Demon Way for years. Peacefully enjoying Qing Jing peak with his Peak Lord brother and whiling away the days. His cultivation is poor, his second gender never presented and he's managed to dodge most of the responsibility coming his way.

    With the notable exception of a little black puppy. He’s happy to be responsible for him.

    When the disciple intake that should contain Luo Binghe passes without the protagonist showing up, it throws a spanner into his plans. He’d sworn he’d hug the protagonist's golden thighs and protect his brother and Cang Qiong Mountain Sect from Demon Emperor Luo Binghe’s eventual wrath.

    That’s going to be tough without him. But his little dog grows into a stalwart companion, arriving in his dreams to tell him he’s trapped in this canine body. That’s fine! They have all the time in the world for him to cultivate to human form.

    He doesn’t know why the system is still counting down to Luo Binghe being thrown into the abyss, since he hasn’t even made an appearance…

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Shen Yuan's luck was funny his whole life--it came in peaks and valleys, ups and downs.

    Escape the Demon Realm before he's killed in a territory fight! Almost slaughtered by cultivators. Rescued by a couple of friendly, atypical demons who look out for him! But their lives are terrible because of an old betrayal. Adventure, explore the world, find treasures! But get into a lot of trouble on the way, almost get killed all the time, and never find something that can really help get Great Uncle out of his prison.

    Meet an unexpected half-demon in the Borderlands! ...Well, that one had no downsides, actually.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    After three years at Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, Shen Jiu’s opinion of it is simple and harsh: it can go fuck itself. He decides to blaze his own path in life.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Emperor Luo has so many wives he can barely keep track of them – sometimes he even forgets their names. The challenges that he faced when acquiring them for his harem all blur together. How then has his huli jing librarian managed to memorise them all? It’s impressive. What makes this intriguing fox demon so special? Perhaps this clever man can help him with harem management! Or maybe more…

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    15 Feb 2026

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    No matter what, Shen Yuan is going to grind the ten thousand points necessary to afford the penalty he’ll incur if he refuses to throw Binghe into the Endless Abyss! Every day he ekes out a few points for playing a song on the guqin, more for acting in character, and of course some satisfaction points from praising his white lotus disciple. It’s not like being more artistic is a hardship, anyway. It’s the small joys that make life a pleasure, and that includes expressing yourself through music… and building up a new collection of fandom merch once his OOC restriction is gone. Watch out System, he’s going to take the trashfire of PIDW and polish it into a work of art!

    “Every day on Qing Jing Peak, he played the guqin, read books, wrote calligraphy, [and] painted paintings…” – Chapter 4, Vol 1, SVSSS

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    15 Feb 2026

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    15 Feb 2026

  10. Rec 49

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    Despite how peculiar it sounded to him, Vincent’s motivations were quite simple, really.

    Fervent, obvious and oh so very familiar infatuation – something Alastor had found himself being a target of from many women he’d met on his long, tedious journey. He was a charming fellow, and his neat appearance and well-mannered words and gestures were practically a magnet for the fair and the pretty.

    And, apparently, Vincent.

    [AU where both Alastor and Vox are alive in the 50s & meet on their murderous endeavours]

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.

    Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.

    He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.

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    01 Feb 2026

  12. Rec 17

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    There are no friends in Hell, Vincent!

    He warned Vox from the very start, and he tried to teach him the truth of his words again and again over the years.

    Alastor and Vox have been dancing the same steps for over seven decades, but all good things must come to an end. Alastor has outgrown their petty rivalry and seeks to impart his old pal with one final, painful lesson. With nothing left to prove and nothing left to lose, Vox is finally free to see the world the way that Alastor does. And it is beautiful.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    A collection of Alastor-centric AUs and/or partial fics for Hazbin Hotel. Every chapter also features art made by myself or others.

    All ficlets/prompts are open to collabs, enquire within if interested. All ideas are free for anyone to use so long as I'm credited for them (and let me know too so I can see). Fic may still update even when marked 'complete'...

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    31 Jan 2026

  14. Rec 17

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    Hell is loud even on its quiet nights, but somehow Vincent and Alastor stumble into a moment that feels untouched by the chaos outside. It starts with nothing more than laughter and teasing, the kind of harmless trouble that is ordinary for them. Yet somewhere between the static and the smiles, something shifts.

    A small story set in the middle of Hell’s noise where two sinners find a moment that feels strangely gentle.

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    31 Jan 2026

  15. Rec 43

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    A late-night visit turns into something far warmer than planned. Vox came for cocoa. Alastor gives him a reason to stay.

    Artwork done by JJOneechan !!

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    31 Jan 2026

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    27 Jan 2026

  17. Rec 13

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    Alastor and Vox walk out of Blanche with a lot of questions. As well as one singular quest: find supplies so they can go back to the very important business of...

    How does Vox put it?

    Oh, right. 'Fucking like Catholic rabbits'.

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    27 Jan 2026

  18. Rec 53

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    'The first notes ring out and he recognises the song instantly: La Vie En Rose. Unmistakeable, even when the pianist is hesitant at first, feeling his way along in the dark. And then...Vox starts singing. Softly, in French. In perfect French. Alastor is only human. When Vox turns that smile toward him again, singing a love song in perfect fucking French, he has to feign coughing into his hand to hide the telling red colour on his face.'

     

    Alastor owns the only jazz club in town, Blanché. Vox is a self-identified crazy person looking to make a career as a musician. When Alastor hires someone a little different to bring in a new crowd, he finds he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

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    27 Jan 2026

  19. Rec 39

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    Vox was mildly surprised to find that the kitchen was now full of the rich aroma of a genuine dark roux and the softer scents of what he had learned was called “the Holy Trinity”...onion, bell pepper, and celery.  There was the savor of cured and spiced meat undercutting it all, but rather than angrily cooking, Alastor was just…leaning.  He had both hands down on the counter and was bracing against them, shoulders pulled up and head hanging.

    He looked tired.

    Feeling even guiltier than before, Vox cleared his throat, "Al? Have I been controlling this wedding thing too much?”

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    24 Jan 2026

  20. Rec 6

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    “It fucking sucks,” Vox interrupted. Utterly and completely undeterred. “Know why, Husk? Do you? Because you can fucking taste it on the back of your tongue just from smelling it.”

    “Vox, please,” Alastor begged, “not this again.”

    Vox sat up straighter. He tugged his sweatshirt down before brushing his fingers, twitchy and moving fast, down the front. “Its texture isn't… isn’t fucking consistent, okay? Okay?” Aw, shit. “So, there's like bits in it when you chew it and… and sometimes, sometimes, it feels like it squeaks between your teeth when you do chew it.” Vox mimed chewing like Husk was unfamiliar with the concept. “Squeak, Husk. Squeak!

    “This is my eternal punishment,” Alastor muttered with a shake of his head. “I was a very bad man, and this is my punishment.”

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    24 Jan 2026

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