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  1. Public Bookmark 12

    Therapy Animals by

    Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies)  

    14 Feb 2026

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    Judy and Nick have saved the city... again. The next frontier? Each other.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

    Friday Night Paperwork (and other bad decisions) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Feb 2026

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    Seven years after the war, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley share a cramped flat, a dented toaster, and a history of hookups they never quite name. Drinks after work are routine - until Harry invites Draco Malfoy along.

    What starts as uneasy truce in Ministry corridors and malfunctioning lifts turns into something sharper: lingering glances through glass partitions, precise notes on reports that make Harry huff-laugh, and a Friday night at the local pub where tequila shots and Never Have I Ever strip away the last pretenses.

    Three men who should never fit together discover they do - messily, hungrily, perfectly.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Follow Me Down by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

    19 Nov 2022

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    All work and no play makes Bruce a dull boy.
    Lucky him – Joker’s here to turn that frown upside down!

     

     
    Batman takes suppressants for the good of Gotham. His city needs a guardian: focused, calm, and resolute. Not an animal driven by rabid desires.

    Joker disagrees.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    An Experiment in Posthumous Subsistence by

    Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types  

    12 Mar 2012

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    "Before you break my face," the Joker said, squirming beneath Batman's body, between his sore knees, "can I just say that none of this is my fault?"

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Amateur Hour by for Dracze

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    27 Jul 2016

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    The Joker's love of an audience doesn't exclusively apply to his crime sprees. Sometimes he puts on a disguise and dances in a strip club, because it makes some money and it gets him all hot inside. One night, Matches Malone shows up, and he doesn't recognize the Joker at first, but Joker sure recognizes him.

    or: Joker is REALLY thirsty, and Batman is obliging.

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    13 Feb 2026