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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).
Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.
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01 Dec 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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08 Sep 2024
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Forgive Me by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jan 2024
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I should want to make you pay for walking away from me, leaving me. You rendered me alone in the universe and I should make you regret it. I should hate you.
I remember the feel of your mouth on mine. There are days when it is impossible for me to remember anything else. I am greedy, my demon. I am weak and I am covetous. I covet you.
Aziraphale muses on what he should want from Crowley, and what he actually wants. Both rough and gentle imagined sex follows (note tags).
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- Part 1 of How I Want You
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08 Feb 2024
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As spring dies after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione moves back to Hogwarts to help rebuild the walls to the castle that has been their home. Her life takes a strange and unexpected turn, as no stone is left unturned as secrets start surfacing after the death of the Dark Lord.
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06 Jan 2024
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"I gave it away," the angel had said, fretting, wringing his hands, believing he had done anything but follow Her blueprints.
And behold, She had looked down upon the two figures on the wall and seen a spark that should have technically not existed. The bloom of interest, of likemindedness of recognition of oneself in another person.
And the birth of morosexuality, possibly. She would be seeing this from both of them over the millennia, to the point where She could no longer call it an aberration, but rather a well-worn habit.
Or an angel is trying to ease his/her/their demon into intimacy [0.0]0.0Please note that this is only a guide for angels who have set their eyes on a demonic partner.
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