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    When a freak accident during the horcrux hunt sends Harry back in time to his third year, those closest to him begin their own battle to find him - and maybe change the future while they're at it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Sequel to The Stars are Different Here. Harry enters his second year at Hogwarts, but the more he adjusts to this alternate world, the more he must face its differences to the reality he left behind. Now that Voldemort knows his secret, not to mention persistent rumours of unusual activity at the Shrieking Shack, it's bound to be another eventful year.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Harry and Hermione are happily settled into marital bliss. They're in for a rude awakening when Harry wakes up one morning to find that his wife is no longer his wife.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

    **

    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Sorry,” Marty mumbled, and took a sip from his own drink.
    “Jesus Christ,” Dave muttered. “This is a mess. I just wanted to relax today.”
    “Sorry,” Marty repeated, sitting back down and putting his Pepsi on the table next to his empty cereal bowl. He reached for the pretzels and opened the bag, shaking a few out into his hand.
    Dave shook his head. “No, it’s- well, I guess it is your fault.”
    Linda reached over and slapped his arm. “Stop being an asshole.”
    “I’m not being an asshole!” Dave exclaimed defensively. “I’m just- I’m being realistic!”
    “You’re being an asshole to avoid asking a hard question,” Linda retorted. She sat down again, too, crossing one leg over the other. “Go on. Ask him something weird. It’s like enrichment for him.”
    “'He' is right here,” Marty grumbled. They both ignored him.

    (or: yet ANOTHER marty lets it slip that the movies happened. somewhat of a sequel to my OTHER fic like this, where linda finds out. not necessary to understand, but there are some little continuity things from there you might miss if you dont read that first!)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    COMPLETE. The events at the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year result in him being sent back in time and into his body just before his eleventh birthday. Things are different, however. For every familiar detail there's an inexplicable aberration from the reality he thought he knew. How can he make things right when he hardly understands what's happening around him?

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    05 Feb 2026