17 Works by TheRandomizedOne
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“You’re really a horrible, heartless person aren’t you?”
It was obvious from how Ash phrased the question that it was rhetorical. Wifies stayed silent, waiting.
“I have to say, when I invited you both to the mafia, I was expecting Parrot to be the most useful asset between you two. You were just… baggage. An extra piece to the machine. But you’ve proved me wrong. Time, and time again, you’ve proved me wrong, Wifies. You are a horrible, selfish person. I mean– you’re barely even that! Barely a person.” Ash laughed loudly to himself. “Just look at everything you’ve done. Every actual human being you’ve killed with zero hesitation. And for what? Really, for what? I’m giving you permission to speak, Wifies.”
“For Parrot.”
“For power,” Ash corrected. “Because that’s what you need right? To protect him? You can’t have anything without power.”
Or: A “What If” on Wifies and Parrot joining the invisible mafia when Ashswag confronted them in Capital City
Inspired by Shachihata’s art/comic on tumblr
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Parrot’s best friend killed that part of himself that was weak, that was “Wifies,” birthing “The Director” in his place. Someone new. Someone who was perfect. Someone who would keep Parrot safe.
Except none of that is true, actually– A fact which took Parrot far too long to realise. Now, he has to fix his mistake, and save his best friend in the process… but the only way to do that is by giving up on the idea of saving himself. Impossible, for someone who values true freedom above all else.
What a conundrum. Surely this won’t be horrifically difficult.
Or: I desperately try to fix Odyssey Duo because they made me cry :(
Inspired by “What Are We Gonna Do Now” by WuhOhWatchOut
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Lucky To Have Me by TheRandomizedOne for CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, Gamma Capricorni Nashira "The Lucky One" really wonders what is going on inside all these weird people's heads. He's starting to think he knows at least a little bit. Still, it's impressive how confused everyone is about everything. Hopefully he can give them some clarity. He is the best after all!
Or: A look into Capri's thoughts on Cess
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- Part 3 of AmeSMP Drabbles
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Erudite Abduction by TheRandomizedOne for viaAlterEgo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is handling his double major expertly, with zero issues, and even less stress.
There are a few hurdles to achieving his dream of obtaining two of the most useless college degrees imaginable, but who hasn’t had the occasional dispute with their professors? He’d manage. Besides, at least his history teacher cared about his wellbeing.
…Maybe a little too much, actually.
Or: Techno works a little too hard and gets surprise adopted by Phil.
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- Part 4 of TRO's DSBI
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Completely Oblivious by TheRandomizedOne for TristiCorde
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Gamma Capricorni Nashira "The Lucky One" has a lot of thoughts on a lot of people. Unfortunately, he is not so great at verbalizing them. It either comes out not quite right, or not at all.
Or: A look into Capri's thoughts on Seft
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- Part 2 of AmeSMP Drabbles
- Part 3 of TRO's Original Works
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The Blood of the Covenant and the Blood on my Hands by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 Nov 2025
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Tommy drags him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."
"Have you ever considered that you won't be able to?" Techno says calmly.
"Oh I absolutely am," Tommy hisses. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."
"And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupts, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.
Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad
Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.
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- Part 2 of TRO's DSBI
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Academics Left To Rot by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), AmeSMP, Original Work
03 Nov 2025
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"I uh... I have a bunch of schoolbooks I accidentally brought with me, and like, I kinda just tossed them somewhere? I mean I don't need them anymore. Anyway, I can go find them if you want to read them. It's not like I want them. School is like- I mean, I'm great at school! I'm the best! But I don't need a bunch of dusty boring books."
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- Part 1 of AmeSMP Drabbles
- Part 2 of TRO's Original Works
- Language:
- English
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- 1,833
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
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“What are you doing here?” A hushed voice demanded.
Thanato whipped his head to the side.
There, sitting only half on the railing, was… a kid?
The young looking maybe-hero wore a fully black outfit, mask and all, as well as a cloak that almost accentuated the typical lanky body and round face of a teenager. Perhaps that was biassed, coming from a father of two, but to him it seemed quite clear.
“I could ask you the same thing, kid,” he whispered back.
The maybe-hero squawked, clearly offended, and Thanato was sure he would’ve shouted if it wouldn’t have risked discovery. “I’m not a kid, I’m fucking Theseus bitch! This is my first ever ree-con-aye-since mission, not even that- my first ever mission, and you’re ruining it!”
Thanato blinked, tipping his head to the right.
“This is your first mission?” He confirmed.
“Yeah, bitch,” Theseus acknowledged, rather rudely.
A reconnaissance assignment as a hero’s first mission? That was unheard of, not only because it would never grace the news, but because heroes knew it wouldn’t. “...Seems pretty boring.”
Or: Angelduo adoption, but from Phil's perspective (Also there's murder)
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- Part 3 of TRO's DSBI
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Carbon, Foundation of All Life by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Original Work, All Flesh Must Be Eaten (Roleplaying Game), ARMBE - Zombies
25 Jul 2025
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“Chemistry is that part of natural philosophy which relates to those intimate actions of bodies upon each other, by which their appearances are altered, and their individuality destroyed.”
If a human’s individuality is destroyed, do they become part of a greater whole, or one piece of a shattered mural dedicated to what they once were?
Or; A Timeline
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- Part 1 of TRO's Original Works
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A compilation of ideas that have been left to rot in old files. If anyone wants to pick any of these up, you are more than welcome to with credit. If there are any you desperately want me to finish, tell me, because it might help me pick back up the pen! Most of these have rotted for years, so it's about time I let someone see them.
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After being freed from the underworld the Angel of Death has begun wreaking havoc upon the mortal realm, taking over the Kingdom of Forseti. Techno, as the human who freed him, has allied with the Angel to enact revenge upon the people who betrayed him.
The only issue is, Techno never freed the Angel at all, and this is all a huge misunderstanding.
Or: Through a series of unfortunate events, and a lot of miscommunication, Techno gets adopted by the devil.
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- Part 1 of TRO's DSBI
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Smile MagiCure! by TheRandomizedOne for IridiumPhoenix
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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“And now, once more, I will bring dusk to this world of light!” A dark, pitch black figure raises their arms dramatically. Sometimes, Techno wonders if he also gets tired of this.
Techno forms his signature blade of light. “Do you really have to do the exact same speech every single time?”
“Do you really have to do the exact same transformation every single time?” Philza quips back, raising an eyebrow.
“Touché.”
Or: Magical girl Technoblade learns about the power of friendship. No this is not a crackfic... barely.
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“You’re not leaving.” Phil stated.
Wilbur paused, listening intently.
“We love you, and we want you to be happy, but we won’t let you go.”
Tears streamed down his face, and Tommy stood, panicking, “Wil-“
“Hold me.”
A beat of silence. “What?” Techno asked, unsure he had heard right.
“Hold me gently,” Wilbur asked. “please.”DISCONTINUED
As of the recent events I will no longer be writing any fics with Wilbur in a main role
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- Part 7 of TRO's DSBI
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There is an echo as Tommy’s footsteps ring through the building. “This is literally the exact place you see people get kidnapped in horror movies, Wilbur. Someone has been murdered here.”
No laugh this time. Has Wilbur stopped walking? He turns around.
Nobody is there.
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- Part 5 of TRO's DSBI
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Letting Go, the Good and the Bad by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Apr 2023
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Tommy cried harder, soaking the villain’s white shirt in tears.
It was probably too late anyway. He could feel the blood from his wound seeping through his clothes, and surely The Blood God had too. He was dying. The days of Tommy the Hero were over.
But god, he didn’t want to die alone.
Be tossed out like every other hero who left too soon. Given a heartless funeral where nobody truly cared.
At the very least, he wanted to die loved.
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- Part 6 of TRO's DSBI
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Not much has changed now that Techno has new powers. Well, maybe a little bit.
(This is an Epilogue, it can be read as standalone but I reccomend reading “Even beasts need friends sometimes” first.)
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- Part 2 of Cursed
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Even beasts need friends sometimes by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Jun 2021
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Techno never intended to get cursed, it wasn’t exactly something you do on purpose, and yet here he was, and here Philza was being an oblivious idiot. Well, he was still going to help him, obviously, but he was definitely going to be spiteful about it.
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Philza Minecraft gets adoption karma
Or or;
Techno gets cursed into an oversized hoglin and protects Phil while he obliviously tries to find him
(The idea for this was not mine, the original is this amazing video right here: https://youtu.be/u_Iua0I5_X4 please watch it it’s great and alot of the scenes in here are animated there)
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- Part 1 of Cursed