TheGrammarHawk
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choose me (or your pyre) by TheGrammarHawk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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Homeowner Liz has met a lot of natural inanimates - Rongomaiwhenua, Airyn, and River, especially - and can't help but be curious about the lack of fire. Naturally, she decides to Directly Acknowledge that Thing's Existence.
Fire is not meant to be contained.
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- English
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- 2,296
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security blanket by TheGrammarHawk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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Mateo is doing fine. Perfectly fine! Isn't that clear enough in the date-a-dex? He just doesn't like anxiety.
Fortunately, the homeowner, Liz, only took up the job from Valdivian to make ends meet while working through her Masters in Clinical Psychology, and she can tell that there's something hurting, there.
Unfortunately, her DSM does not believe in waiting for things to get worse before they get better.
Series
- Part 1 of DSM-V-TR's Guide to Household Objects
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don't forget how dangerous the gods are by TheGrammarHawk
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Sep 2025
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As tensions continue to rise between Zeus and Poseidon, it is decided that the other Olympians should choose a side.
Ares makes his own.
or,
Odysseus barely agreed to two gods in Ithaca.
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- Part 8 of we could be kind
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may the shadows under your eyes be wiped clean by my hand by TheGrammarHawk for questioningshad0ws
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Sep 2025
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Barry hardly ever lets anyone see him when he's 'off.'
Skips remains, nonetheless.
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Phantom Saga: Aftermath by TheGrammarHawk for ask-breakerbox-boys
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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Inspired by and a gift for @ask-breakerbox-boys on tumblr: the immediate aftermath of the phantom saga, from other objects' povs.
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Recent series
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This series takes place within my other series, An Ideal Answer, but it is focused primarily on pre-canon Ishgard! Fics here follow lesser WoL (and shard of Hythlodaeus) Omoux Benand, as well as Haurchefant, Aymeric, and Estinien, especially, both in their childhoods as well as other events that are pre-canon.
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DSM-V-TR's Guide to Household Objects by TheGrammarHawk
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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This series entails how Des, the household DSM-V-TR, works to the best of their abilities as the household therapist... for better or worse.
Disclaimer: Des is technically not a professional therapist as they are an object and do not accept money or payment. It is unethical for a real therapist to provide therapy to friends, family, and loved ones. Also, any diagnoses rendered to characters in these works is a product of my understanding within this field and the way the DSM scores things - so feel free to do whatever you want with your blorbos that's your kitchen to cook in!
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"(i still believe that) we could be kind" is a series featuring any fics that take place after "More than Dangerous". all fics aside from that one can be read or skipped around in any order, but that original fic is somewhat fundamental for understanding what the situation is. of course, you don't have to read it if you don't want to, just check the notes below! feel free to poke in whatever order you like, anarchists <3
These fics primarily take place post-canon and have a focus on hurt/comfort, found family, and recovery from events in EPIC.
Character designs (if mentioned, but also In My Head) are primarily inspired from animatics by Ximena Natzel (Hermes), Gigi (Athena), Neal Illustrator (Ares) though this is more of me shouting them out PLEASE watch their animatics if you haven't somehow they're all So So So good.
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Welcome to Mayternity 2025 brought to you by -PREG-
I love pregnancy and find it fascinating and really enjoy writing it so here I am making it your problem too! Most of these fics will include OCs so stay on your toes - if you enjoy anything with "Light Party" or Mife'ra, feel free to check out their series under my main pseud, TheGrammarHawk!
Side Note: None of these fics are intended to be kink fics but I don't mind at all if you're into that! I just ask that no comments are all that nsfw for my little bird brain, ty! <3
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fics for one of my WoLs, Mife'ra Khemte. Mife'ra is a male Keeper of the Moon who was born in Doma, and fled to Gridania at the age of nineteen. Often mentioned is his closest companion, Zaze Meza, a Keeper of Gridania. His romantic interest is Thancred, though one of Mife'ra's coping mechanisms is being a flirt, so sometimes he'll be Like That.
These fics are just focused on some events from Mife'ra's perspective as WoL, and don't really need to be read in any order, but are in order of canon timeline.
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Maybe It Rains, Maybe You'll Stay (here inside, here with me) by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
21 Apr 2021
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It's a dark and stormy night, and Warlock Dowling can't sleep. Nanny Ashtoreth has an idea. Brother Francis, meanwhile, would like to know why Nanny Ashtoreth had this idea.
(The true answer: Because the author wanted to write fluff.)
Series
- Part 4 of Godparenting the (Not Quite) Antichrist
- Part 2 of Where's Dandelion? (Guess the Author Prompt Fills)
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- English
- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 275
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by TheGrammarHawk
26 Jan 2026
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status effect: paralysis by SgtSalt
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Corbeau hates these high-society parties, but they're occasionally a necessary part of gathering more funds for the Syndicate.
Until a fellow guest wants something in exchange that's too far for him. Paralyzed, Corbeau is finally given a battle he's not sure how to win.
(Lida interrupts an attempted assault on Corbeau, and the two awkwardly navigate his feelings in the aftermath.)
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- Part 2 of status effects
Bookmarked by TheGrammarHawk
18 Jan 2026
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Too Much Water Will Make a Flower Wilt by SilverOrchidEon
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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Harmony hasn't seen Urbain in a while after he became president of Quasartico Inc.
Urbain resolved to not burden those around him.
This does not end well.
(It does.)
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- Part 2 of Take Root
Bookmarked by TheGrammarHawk
18 Jan 2026
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He didn’t deserve her kindness, especially when he was in such a sorry state. He couldn’t even reply to her as his throat felt like it was burning. Maybe she would give up and leave him alone so that he could suffer like he deserved.
Instead, Harmony called out again. “Urbain?” Her voice was stronger now, and he swore he heard some conviction in her. “I’m coming in.”
Bookmarked by TheGrammarHawk
17 Jan 2026
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Somewhere to Rest by GuineaPigEnthusiast
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Corbeau is hit with Toxic, feels sick, and stumbles into the Hotel Z. AZ contemplates his past, and Corbeau realizes that he just might have friends.
Bookmarked by TheGrammarHawk
17 Jan 2026