TheGayDivorcee

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    Sherlock has a problem. John gives him a hand. *cough*

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    05 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Viagra is weird.

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    Somebody has been killing sheep on an uninhabited island just off the western coast of Ireland, and Sherlock—of course—can’t resist the call to investigate. As a soon-to-be-divorced John and a recently-not-dead Sherlock unravel the mystery of the murdered sheep, they find that they may be forced to confront unspoken sentiments that have lingered between the two them for some time—that is, if they don’t fall victim to the dangers of the island first.

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    14 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    These seals are safe.

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    Sherlock renders assistance at a hit-and-run and is left deeply shocked. When the accident turns into a case, John moves back in to 221b to help—and finds that Sherlock has way oversold his image as an emotionless thinking machine

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    07 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Donovan is very well written, Mycroft is a barking dog, and Sherlock learns the difference between causing death and fighting death.

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    John finally manages to confess his love to Sherlock.

    Sherlock, of course, has questions. Lots of questions.

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    05 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Would you love me if I was the sort of person who refused to call this fanfic and instead insisted upon referring to the genre as pastiche?

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    Two years after moving to Pelican Town, William Bauer has established his farm and put JojaMart out of business. Adrift in a sea of grey, he is a ticking bomb waiting to self-destruct.

    Recently unemployed, Shane Daniels is a wreck and drowning his life in a bottle. When William invades his personal space in the saloon, spoiling for a fight, fuck-ups collide—and two broken souls discover their pieces match.

    Sometimes the only way out of hell is together.

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    20 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Splendid