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    It started as a joke - Gen called himself "mommy", Senku became "daddy", and somewhere between forced meals, family portraits, and domestic chaos, Senku realized he didn't mind playing house... especially if it was with Gen.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Playing House
    pmastamonkmonk

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    It started as a joke - Gen called himself "mommy", Senku became "daddy", and somewhere between forced meals, family portraits, and domestic chaos, Senku realized he didn't mind playing house... especially if it was with Gen.

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    Sarutobi’s frown immediately becomes thunderous and sharp.  “Boy you dare - no, first, what nonsense is this claim to Uzumaki lineage?” 

    Sarutobi doesn’t open the folder so Kakashi does it for him, flipping to a weathered piece of paper with a stamp of his birthdate, the head obstetrician's signature, hastily scrawled, right over the name of Kakashi’s mother with a Wave stamp.

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    Or, a silly little fic where Kakashi is part Uzumaki, is legally married into the Uchiha clan, adopts all the people, is a brat in the face of authority and gets saddled with the hokage hat as punishment. Oh, and along they way he fixes canon, mary-sue like <3

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Accidentally became important at work
    Lolistar92
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    Sarutobi’s frown immediately becomes thunderous and sharp. “Boy you dare - no, first, what nonsense is this claim to Uzumaki lineage?”

    Sarutobi doesn’t open the folder so Kakashi does it for him, flipping to a weathered piece of paper with a stamp of his birthdate, the head obstetrician's signature, hastily scrawled, right over the name of Kakashi’s mother with a Wave stamp.

    ~~~~

    Or, a silly little fic where Kakashi is part Uzumaki, is legally married into the Uchiha clan, adopts all the people, is a brat in the face of authority and gets saddled with the hokage hat as punishment. Oh, and along they way he fixes canon, mary-sue like <3
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    nail biting meme

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    “You’re a fucking Romeo,” Chuuya shakes his head, pushing Dazai in the shoulder but not enough to let him fall.
    Dazai looks at him with a smile in his eyes, whispering back:
    “You’re a fucking Juliet.”

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    17 Sep 2025

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    to bloom in April, to wilt in June
    acuteguwu

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    “You’re a fucking Romeo,” Chuuya shakes his head, pushing Dazai in the shoulder but not enough to let him fall.
    Dazai looks at him with a smile in his eyes, whispering back:
    “You’re a fucking Juliet.”
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    Coming in editing im like 80% sure this is the fic where there was a family feud bcs chuuyas g-g-g- grandfather or wtv lied on dazais g-g-g- wtv when that mf was really in love with him, n like there was sooooo much scheming going on in the bg from dazais pov just insanity

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    “Hey, shitheads!” Steve “the hair” Harrington barks, looming in the doorway like a monster from the Abyss. “What the fuck are you doing in here? Get your asses down to the gym right fucking now.”

    Eddie gapes. First of all, the audacity— Second, he’s never been much for physical fights, but if this douchebag thinks he can bully any of Eddie’s kids, he’ll have to go through Eddie first.

    “Let’s go! Move it!” Harrington snaps, making an impatient gesture down the hall.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    chat with you, baby (flirt a little, maybe)
    desiccatedwithering (acornsofthemind)

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    “Hey, shitheads!” Steve “the hair” Harrington barks, looming in the doorway like a monster from the Abyss. “What the fuck are you doing in here? Get your asses down to the gym right fucking now.”

    Eddie gapes. First of all, the audacity— Second, he’s never been much for physical fights, but if this douchebag thinks he can bully any of Eddie’s kids, he’ll have to go through Eddie first.

    “Let’s go! Move it!” Harrington snaps, making an impatient gesture down the hall.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    devotion | Indiana University
    falloutboi
    Dustin hums in agreement while he swallows his bite. “It’s like, against his factory settings to say no to you. What do you need him to do, model for you or something?”

    Will shoves his face back into his hands. “I’m going to fail.”

    Max rolls her eyes. “You’re not going to fail, you’re going to paint Mike.”

    Will lifts his head up from his hands, eyes wide, and shakes his head. “You don’t understand.” He pleads with his awful, awful friends, voice low. “He’s been, he’s using my-he came out of my bathroom in just a towel last night.”

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    Studio art major Will Byers has a study of the human body due before the semester ends, is in desperate need for a model, and has a huge, life-altering, heart wrenching crush on his best friend.

    Enter: Mike Wheeler, his broken shower, and his collection of plaid-print boxers.

     

    Mike barks a laugh. “I’m, unfortunately, requesting your companionship Thursday night to see Child’s Play 2 with Will and I.”

    She sends him a look of bewilderment. “How did I get dragged into your date with Will?”

    “Y’know, it’s really great that I can count on such discretion from you and Lucas. Super awesome that you don’t tell each other everything.” Max ignores him and he continues on. “Well, I tried my best, but he kind of looked at me all-dumbfounded and wasn’t saying anything, so I panicked.”

    “Well, duh. He’s liked you since, like, birth. Did you even give him enough time to answer?”

    “Of course I gave him enough time to answer.” Mike grits out, voice tight. “I know how to have a fucking conversation with someone, Maxine.”

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    Mike Wheeler can’t pick a major to save his life, is fighting for said life in the worst class ever (Astronomy 101), and is desperately trying to romance the best person in his life.

    Enter: Will Byers, his advanced concepts in painting final project, and his pretty eyelashes.