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    Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass. Written for the Dean/Castiel Big Bang 2013

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    01 Oct 2016

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    Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn’t bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister’s boyfriend definitely is.

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    23 Jun 2016

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    When any hunter worth their salt hears the name Novak, trouble is usually the word that comes to mind first. Sure, there's a lot of things that Gabriel and his little brother Castiel have done to deserve a reputation like that, but it still seems a bit unfair. Yeah, they've got their flaws, but what's a little alcoholism, antisociality, and amnesia to seasoned hunters like them? It's not like they had anything to do with Gabriel's suspicious resurrection from down under. They're really just trying to get by. They're even doing a damn good job of it, all the way right up until the flawed angels Samuel and Dean are tossed at them under the guise of being human. Still, it seems like there are some things even angels can't heal. It'll take a lot more than three simple words that neither angels can seem to quite get out to save both brothers- especially when it'll only take one to end everything.

    Production is currently at a standstill, but will continue come March.

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    08 May 2016

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    This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.

     

    The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.

    Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.

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    12 Apr 2016

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    Between co-owning a bar and performing street magic in his free time, Gabriel Shurley is a witch who's pretty much got his act together. When he comes across a down on his luck familiar, Gabe offers him a place to stay until he gets back on his feet. But Sam Winchester has had more than his share of bad experiences with witches, and he's not exactly eager to add to that list. Getting him to warm up to the witch won't be a walk in the park--especially when Sam's past isn't as far behind him as he'd like.

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    10 Mar 2016