TendousParadise



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    A collection of my oneshots that will be added to as I write more! As always, pay attention to the tags and enjoy.

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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Ever since he could remember, Alastor hated the feeling of someone else’s skin brushing against his own. It was disgusting, borderline revolting.

    But it all changed once a certain king of Hell entered his life.

    Well, mostly.

     

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    My contribution for the RA Winter Exchage 2025!

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    06 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Someone's leaving Lute mystery gifts in the lead-up to Christmas.

    She's determined to find out who it is.

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    Five times Lute receives a present from her secret admirer, and the one time she figures out who it is (and gives them a little Christmas cheer of her own in return...)

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    22 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer sighed as he lowered the menu only to nearly jump out of his skin when he found the real Alastor standing in front of him, hinged at the waist and his hands clasped behind his back. Thankfully he managed to hold onto the menu rather than hurl it at him.

    The bastard chuckled as he straightened and Lucifer‘s breath caught as he took in what could only be described as temptation incarnate.

    If he hadn’t already been aware of his age, he would’ve thought he was twenty-five at most. There was an almost boyish look to now, clearly playing into the stereotypical young virgin role.

    “I hope I didn’t startle you too badly, Mr. Morningstar,” he said, practically purring the words.

    Fucking hell. He may as well have written “forbidden fruit” across his forehead.

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    Concerned his friend isn't taking care of himself, Ozzie invites Lucifer out for a night at his club. Lucifer plans to drink from one of Ozzie's blood donor hosts and go back to his self-imposed isolation. He certainly doesn't plan on becoming one of Alastor's regulars. Or on having to protect him from another vampire who wants him all to himself, willing or not.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    After seven years, Heaven has learned of Lucifer's divorce from Lilith. Knowing of Lucifer's reputation as an 'absent king' and fearing a destabilized Hell, they decide to gift him with a new bride - an angel of their own to distract him and keep an eye on him; a puppet. He is gifted Alastor, Heaven's least favourite angel, to be the sacrificial lamb in the Devil's marriage bed.

    Alastor was never sure how he made it past the pearly gates, but he's swallowed down his bitterness to be a gentleman and avoid putting shame on his mother's name in Heaven. Now promised to another against his will, Alastor resolves not to go quietly into marital servitude.

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    24 Sep 2025