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- Dream SMP (28)
- Hermitcraft SMP (4)
- SMPEarth (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Aurora - Red (Webcomic) (1)
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Shadows in the Night by Fire_Fly464, Teahound
Fandoms: Merely Players, Merely Players S1
24 Feb 2026
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Ambrosius has his sword drawn, his body placed in front of Toph. James stands in front of them both, his arm out to keep them back. They look terrified. Terrified of you.
There's a knife in James's hand. Good. He still remembers the deal you made.
It isn't going to help.
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Or; Erin has a horrifying nightmare. Thankfully, James is there to help him out
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- Part 7 of it's so easy in this blue
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James Buchanan Barnes considers what's in a name.
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- Part 2 of it's so easy in this blue
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throw a penny (for my children) by Teahound
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
11 Feb 2026
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In the Hyrule Plaza, there's a little frozen yogurt place called Yogurt Kingdom. There, a bunch of high school seniors (Zelda, Link, Revali and Mipha) make minimum wage-- and lifelong friendships.
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Three moments as they settle into the After. Hair care and first kisses.
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- Part 3 of it's so easy in this blue
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Kendal and Alinua talk about dying and healing on the road to Zuurith.
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it's so easy in this blue by Fire_Fly464, Teahound
Fandom Merely Players, Merely Players S1
25 Feb 2026
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The Merely Players season 1 fics by Teahound.
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The stories of the strange, sad and beautiful place they call the Dream SMP.
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Scientists with dangerous motivations, mysterious monsters lurking in the shadows and one teenaged intern enter into the fight for justice and freedom.
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Phil slowly kicked a path clear to the sofa, shedding his coat and bags and keys along the way. His shopping list was lying around somewhere. He had to get it pinned down sooner or later, else he’d never get this place sorted out. It was already embarrassing enough that he’d broken three leases in as many years; he was not going to live in an unfurnished shithole for the remainder of his contract.
Sofa, then kitchen, then bed. Said like that, it was as though Phil wasn’t looking at hours of thankless, mindless labor that capitalized on his few good days of the week. He groaned as he sank into the couch cushions.
There was a beat of silence. The faucet, which he had yet to call the landlord about, dripped obtrusively into the sink.
“Honey, I’m home,” said Phil.
“Bruh, you were gone for six hours. Were you 3-D printin’ your own clotheshangers at the library?” said his friend, and Phil grinned hugely at the ceiling.
Phil is dreaming of something more.
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Bookmarked by Teahound
17 Jan 2026
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The Narrator cleared their throat, “Now, forgive me for being so blunt, Stanley, but trust me when I say that you look like absolute shit.”
They had to be exaggerating. He was fine! He felt fine!
To prove it, Stanley went to take another step forward to the room with two doors, but he felt a splitting pain in his temple as–
“Stanley? STANLEY, ARE YOU ALRI–?”
His vision went black.
…Whoops?
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in which Stanley and The Narrator discover that sleep is, in fact, a necessary biological process.
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- Part 2 of set your words in stone (then break it)
Bookmarked by Teahound
02 Jan 2026
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Hi Team,
Can I please remind all GlobeSearch employees that printer use must be signed off by our IT Manager Henry Shepherd.
This is due to the sentience of the printers in the London office building, who must be warned about all potential printing jobs in advance.
Many thanks,
Alice
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Xenoethnography by Therrae (Dasha_mte)
Fandom The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Bumblebee, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
19 Jun 2022
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amid the rubble by thanotaphobia (blue000jay) for CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Jun 2022
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“‘M here,” Tommy mutters, and maybe he imagined the sigh of relief that came from the villain. “Tired.”
“Yeah, uh.” Blade falters. “Can’t be tired, kid. Gotta stay awake. It’s a rule. If you don’t stay awake I’ll–”
“Duct tape me to a wall?” Tommy rasps. Silence rings between them for a moment, and then the Blade laughs.
(or, Tommy gets trapped under a collapsed building with the notorious supervillain Blade.)
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- Part 28 of drabbles