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    The thing is, it’s not so much the fact that Lan Wangji is a stripper. Like yeah, was it the shock of the century that the boy who brought his own cloth napkin to the cafeteria in high school is now a main act stripper? Sure. But it’s unfortunately so much more than that.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    In a world where monsters reeking of negative energy run rampant, humanity has been forced to reside within cities protected by powerful barriers. These barriers are carefully guarded, and maintained by a Barrier Master. Only an idiot would try living outside of a barrier, and only a moron would be caught outside one at night.

    Which Wei Wuxian supposed made him both. Still, it wasn't like anyone was going to notice him out here. He'd worked too hard for that, burying his talents and skills for the sake of peace in the Jiang Household. They probably though he was still living in their garage, not in a tent in the woods. And Wei Wuxian would keep it that way, remaining unnoticed until he graduated from the College of Cultivation and landed a job.

    At least that was a plan until the Heir to the Barrier himself fell from the sky and crashed into his tent.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    The tales reach Gusu in whispers, and though gossip is forbidden, even the elders find themselves growing uneasy at the murmuring that inevitably creeps along the halls and paths of the Cloud Recesses like vines of tangled weeds.

    They say there's a creature that protects Yiling.

    Locals claim it came from the Burial Mounds!

    It's a spirit; a giant fox! They call it Húlí!

    How very on the nose. Even he has heard the murmurs from within the Jingshi, and so Lan Wangji is expecting the summons well before it reaches him, his qiankun pouch already packed and Bichen humming steadily at his hip. Her presence is a warm and long-familiar weight that sways with his steps as he makes his way to the Hanshi, where Brother is no doubt awaiting his arrival.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet.

    Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji

    Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows.

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    Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table.

    This is bad.

    This is very, very bad.

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    Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    After the Notpocalypse, Wei Wuxian moves in with Lan Wangji.

    Well. Moves in is a bit of an exaggeration, a tall tale perhaps, stretched by Wei Wuxian’s stupid imagination and even stupider pining, but regardless. This is the thirteenth night in a row that he’s spent in Lan Wangji’s bed, curled up around Lan Wangji with their wings brushing over each other. Wei Wuxian’s entire collection of weird mugs has found a new home in Lan Wangji’s fancy wood cabinets. And, Lan Wangji’s immortal rabbits now love him half as much as they love Lan Wangji, which is really the kicker, since said immortal rabbits hate everyone except Lan Wangji.

    (Or; Wei Wuxian is a demon, Lan Wangji is an angel, and somehow, stopping the Apocalypse didn't solve all their problems.)

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    04 Feb 2026