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He glosses over it, sees the crude sketch, and his body freezes. His brows fly up, eyes widening as he reads over it again, understanding finally smacking him right in the face.
“Hex…dildo?” He says dumbly. “You want to use hextech to make a dildo?”
“Eh, well. If you were to wear it, the part that powers it would be connected to this.” Viktor points to the harness at the top. “So, hexstrap, technically.”
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Jayce wants to see how many time he can make his boyfriend cum. Viktor thinks maybe it’s time trust someone with his body in a way he hasn’t done for a while. The two brightest minds in Piltover create something the investors definitely are not expecting.
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- Part 2 of My NSFW JayVik works
- Part 2 of Questions of Science
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Jayce stares at him wide eyed, and Viktor’s mouth snaps shut.
Fuck. What was he offering? Why did he say that?
I was offering to give you a break, he thinks frantically. But that’s just as bad. A break so Jayce could just…go touch himself in the lab bathroom? While Viktor sits here, tenting his trousers, imagining it and pretending to work?
“You’re…offering?” Jayce repeats. He turns to face Viktor fully, an unreadable expression on his face. This has never happened before. “Are you…offering to - to make me -“ his brows raise.
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Jayce missed some of his shots and gets his period. Viktor finds out and offers up a pleasurable remedy.
Just horny period sex, my friends.
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- Part 1 of My NSFW JayVik works
- Part 1 of Questions of Science
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“You okay?” Hen asks, careful. She takes a few steps toward him, gaze searching.
“Yeah, I –” he gets cut off, again, by yet another cough. His next inhale sounds a bit like a wheeze. “Fucking hell.” He gasps.
“What’s that on your neck?” She frowns, brows furrowed. She turns his head to the side as he hunches down a little for her. For a second, he panics, because he’s pretty sure he and Eddie agreed not to leave any hickeys above the collar for now, but then - “you’re breaking out into hives, Buck.”
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Usually, when Buck gives someone a blowjob, it doesn't come with so many consequences.
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Sephiroth cannot help the puff of air that escapes as he tries to swallow a chuckle. Genesis still catches him, arms crossing over his chest and hip cocked.
“What’s so funny?”
“I cannot imagine you mentoring anyone.” He admits.
“Oh, dearest,” Genesis smiles again, deceptively sweet. “I wasn’t talking about myself.”
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Sephiroth has never, not once in his time at SOLDIER, ever wanted to become a mentor. He doesn't think that will ever change, until, somehow, it does.
(reading part 1 is not necessary to understand this fic)
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- Part 2 of Sin, Thy Name is Guilt
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After All That I Can Do Is Done (Remember Me) by StupidGenius
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
06 May 2023
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Zack knows this voice. He didn’t hear much of it aside from endless ‘Loveless’ quotes, but he does still remember it pretty well.
“Genesis!” He whirls around.
Genesis’ eyes narrow, chin tilting up.
“That’s no way to refer to a superior.” He frowns, then rolls his eyes and tsk’s. “But, I’ll ignore it, just this once, since Angeal has taken such a liking to you, and you have apparently been wandering about for hours with an unchecked head injury.”
“G-Commander Rhapsodos… um. What are you doing here?” He winces. Genesis scowls.
“Coming to collect a lost puppy, as if that wasn’t obvious. Follow me before Angeal loses his damned mind.”
“I’m not a puppy!” He squeaks. It’s been so long since anyone called him that. Feels like a life-time ago.
“You’re not quite house trained enough to be promoted to dog.” Genesis huffs. He crosses his arms and cocks a hip, giving Zack an expectant look. “Well? I’m not carrying you.”
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“My name is Vincent Valentine. It is only fair to tell you, since I know yours.”
“Oh.” Cloud’s fingers fidget with the hem of his shirt. “Um. My last name is Strife.”
“How peculiar.” He notes.
“Who are you to talk? Your last name is Valentine.” Cloud’s nose wrinkles. “Are you sure you’re not a vampire or something?”
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Vincent Valentine intends to sleep, undisturbed, for the rest of eternity. He does not get nearly that much time.
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- Part 1 of Sin, Thy Name is Guilt
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I'll Sleep in the Morning by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jun 2021
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“Thought about how well you fucked me last time we had got the chance. How I should return the favor.” His fingers continue their gentle rubbing. It’s not enough. He thought he could get off quickly and go to sleep, but it seems his husband has other plans. “Would you like that, baby? If I fucked you so good you could hardly walk the next day?”
“I’d like if you got on with it already.” He huffs out.
“Ooh, bossy.”
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After a long patrol, Shouta curls up next to his husband in bed and tries to go to sleep. Tries being the key word.
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Questions and Answers by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jun 2021
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“Um. Uncle Shouta?” Izuku is, currently, seated on the floor, his legs tucked under the table and paper he’s been doodling on spread out before him.
“Hmmm?”
“Can – can I ask about your quirk?” He asks, hesitant. Shouta nods.
“Yeah. Sure. What do you want to know?”
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Set a few weeks after Chance Meeting, Shouta spends time with his nephew and does something stupid
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- Part 5 of Maybe There is Hope here
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A Family of My Own by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 May 2021
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“Have you ever washed this thing?” He blurts.
Oh, god.
Aizawa gives him a flat stare.
“Sorry.” He mumbles. He wraps the scarf around his neck, and takes a moment to marvel at the fact that he’s holding Eraserhead’s capture weapon. He’s wearing it. It actually is kind of dirty, but he’s gonna keep his mouth shut about it. This scarf has apprehended hundreds of villains over the course of at least a decade, so yeah, its dirty. Actually, has he been using the same capture weapon this whole time?
That seems a little unsanitary.
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Alternatively titled; How Hitoshi Gets Adopted by His Favorite Pro Hero. can be read stand alone
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- Part 2 of These Bonds I Made To Last
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History Will Not Repeat (Not Today) by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 May 2021
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“You don’t remember?”
He can’t make out what emotions are in Hitoshi’s voice. A very distant part of him realizes that this whole situation is bad, and he should remember where he is, why he’s here. But whenever he tries, pain shoots through his skull.
“No.” He admits. He thinks maybe he closed his eyes. It’s so dark, he isn’t sure he ever opened them in the first place.
“Um. We – we were walking to a café.” Hitoshi tells him. “After training, remember? You wanted me to practice using my capture scarf to move faster. We spent a few hours at UA in ground Gamma. You thought I did well, so we were goin to the cat café that I really like, and… there was a villain attack.”
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- Part 1 of These Bonds I Made To Last
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A Hero Like You by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 May 2021
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We’re here.” Shouta’s voice calls, loud enough that he can hear it in the guest room.
“Hey! If it isn’t my two favorite listeners!” He keeps the smile on his face, even when he spots the bruise on Izuku’s freckled cheek and the anxious fidgeting of his hands. His boyfriend’s eyes are hard, jaw clenched. “Everything okay?”
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Izuku's week at his uncle's place doesn't really start as planned
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- Part 4 of Maybe There is Hope here
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I'm Warm With you by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Oct 2020
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[Presentation Michael 🤩 :
Hey
I think I found a nice place for our date
Pick you up tomorrow at 7?]
And suddenly Shouta’s mouth is dry.
“Uncle Sho?” Izuku frowns at him. “Are you okay?”
“I’m fine.” He gets out. He finishes tying the kid’s shoes and ruffles his hair. He hesitates for a moment, and then sends a reply.
[Okay.]
‘Okay’? Fuck. That’s terrible. And he can’t unsend it, either.
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- Part 3 of Maybe There is Hope here
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I'll follow You (Until You're Sick of Me) by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Sep 2020
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It’s Inko’s ringtone, Izuku’s high, happy voice saying ‘a phone call is here!’ On repeat. Inko rarely calls during the day, and he hadn’t had the heart to change it, so it’s the first his friends have heard it. Nemuri’s eyebrows almost disappear into her hair. Hizashi chokes on his words.
He answers the phone.
“Inko, I’m -“
“It’s Izuku,” his sister sobs, and Shouta’s spine goes rigid, blood leaving his face and making him cold.
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Shouta has...a day. A horrible, terrible, no good day, honestly. But there are some good parts too.
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- Part 2 of Maybe There is Hope here
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Chance Meeting by StupidGenius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2020
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“Izuku, baby, this is your uncle Shouta.” Inko says warmly. She pulls her son in front of her gently. The kid looks for all the world like he wants to vanish.
“Hey.” Shouta gets out. Izuku looks up at his mother.
“Go on, honey. Say hi.”
“H-hello.” His voice is high and soft. Timid.
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- Part 1 of Maybe There is Hope here
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When the Sun Sets, I’ll be Here Still by StupidGenius
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Mar 2020
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Geralt is a witcher, and Jaskier is human. Up until now, he’d never really thought about what that actually meant
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A short interlude.
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- Part 5 of Our Destiny, Intertwined
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To Ease a Lion's Mind by StupidGenius
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Mar 2020
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“Do you hate me?” She wonders. Jaskier pauses, mouth dropping open.
“I...um. I’m sorry, what?”
“It’s okay if you do. I get it.” She continues. The thought of Jaskier secretly hating her makes her feel ill, but she understands if he does. “Cintra...wasn’t kind to elves. My gran wasn’t, especially.”
“Oh.” He breathes.
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- Part 7 of Our Destiny, Intertwined
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Sunk into the Marrow of Your Bones by StupidGenius
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Feb 2020
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“I know you’re a big tough Witcher and can go on for days, Geralt, but I could use a real bed.” Jaskier says. Ciri nods her head.
“I’d rather not sleep on leaves more than I have to.”
“You have a bedroll.”
“No, we have to share two bedrolls squished together. Not the same.” She huffs, crossing her arms. “And Jaskier snores.”
“Hey!” he gasps, offended. “I do not! Geralt?”
Geralt shrugs.
Oh gods he snores.
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Geralt, Jaskier, and Ciri are finally off to Kaer morhen, and discover some things about themselves on the way.
Edit (05-01-2022): tags and rating changed for chapter 3
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- Part 6 of Our Destiny, Intertwined
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Destiny's Sweet Kiss by StupidGenius
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Feb 2020
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“That was pitiful.” Yennefer says. Jaskier scowls at her.
“Yen.”
“What? It was. I swear I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop. I went for a walk. This place is so bloody boring.” Her violet eyes flick to his necklace. “He thinks you’re going to die of old age on him.”
“I know.”
“So? What are you going to do about it?” She stares at him expectantly, and he groans.
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Their stay at the farmer's home is coming to an end, and Geralt and Ciri need to head somewhere safe. Jaskier won't go with them without finally telling Geralt the truth. If only the thought didn't make his stomach twist with nerves.
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- Part 4 of Our Destiny, Intertwined
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And Yet, Here We Are by StupidGenius
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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She knows the rules of Chaos. They’ve been ingrained in her for decades. Balance. Something cannot be created from nothing. When chaos is used to form something new, it must do so from the remains of something old. And she knew this when she let her chaos build, felt the fire raging inside her and knew that she had not been pulling from anything but herself.
She should be dead, but she isn’t.
And she suspects that Jaskier has something to do with it.
No ordinary bard indeed.
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The battle is far from over, but for now, they rest. Geralt tries to piece together the pieces of the story he's been given and wonders how he's ever going to fix this mess he's made.
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- Part 3 of Our Destiny, Intertwined
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Fate and Her Perfect Timing by StupidGenius
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2020
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“What am I supposed to do with a teenage girl?” he asks her.
She has no answers for him, but she does nuzzle him affectionately, so that’s something.
“Are you talking to your horse?” Ciri asks, heeding peeking into the entrance. He hums.
“She’s a great conversationalist.”
“Guess that makes one of you.”
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People linked by Destiny will always find each other, Geralt understands that now. He just didn't think they would find each other all at once.
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- Part 2 of Our Destiny, Intertwined