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    U not bby boi. Who dis? Wade punched into the phone, doing his best not to crack the screen with the pressure of his fingers.

    It took less than a minute for a new message to appear on screen.

    Baby Boiii: An old friend.

    Baby Boiii: What are you doing with someone like this?

    A picture followed and this time the screen did crack in Wade's grip.
    It's Peter. The picture is dark and musty looking, but he'd know that mound of brown hair and determined eyes anywhere. He's in the same Deadpool shirt he was wearing this morning, only it's now crumpled, dirty, and stained with blood. His arms were bound above his head. A gruesome cut on his forehead left a large trail of blood down his face, where he was glaring fiercely at the camera with his mouth gagged.

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    When Madcap kidnaps Wade's boyfriend, Peter Parker, it's up to him and the Merc's for Money to save this "imaginary lover" before it's too late.

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    15 Jan 2023

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    DOMESTIC AND SWEET I'M IN LOVE, loving all the interactions, plot and an impeccable execution

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    I didn’t expect you to get hurt.”

    “And I didn’t expect to be run out of town, yet here we are.”

    He went stiff, “Wait...you were run out of town?”

    “As if you didn’t know,” Peter grumbled, but when he looked up he did a double-take at Wade's confused expression. “Almighty, you really don’t know, do you?”

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    When Peter Parker, a deputy known as Webslinger, gets accused of working with the West's deadliest outlaw he finds himself on the run from the people he once trusted. In an effort to prove his innocence, he finds himself captured by the very outlaw dirtying his name.

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    01 May 2023

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    BEYOND FANTASTIC WESTERN OF MY LIFE I WILL THINK ABOUT FOR THE REST OF IT
    They framed Peter falsely claiming he was in cahoots with Dead Rider, so he went and proved them right

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    Wade wants to fuck Spiders-Man. Spiders-Man wants to fuck Wade. Unfortunately, sex between a man and thousands of spiders can get a bit complicated. Especially when that man doesn't even know that you're thousands of spiders.

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    02 Feb 2023

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    SPIDERS-MAN THE FINEST ROMANCE

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    31 Dec 2022

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    I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD GOD, AMAZING I'M IN SO MUCH LOVE I'M CRYING

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    He’s…not going to ask how Red knows all this about their crewmates. He’s just not.

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    19 Jan 2023

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    IMPASTA WADE