18 Works by Stout
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Stiles dresses up to make Derek a Valentine's breakfast in bed. Serving the waffles à la mode might have been a mistake.
. . .The next year, Derek returns the favor 💘
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A place to put all the short fics I write on Tumblr. Various prompts and ratings. If you've got a prompt for me, I'm taking them over @plumbwolf :)
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Last night Katsuki Yuuri put on the kind of balletic performance that's going to get him fired right out of a cannon. Yuuri's career is as dead as his dog, his personal stock is at an all time low, and the idea that his withered-up failure of soul might be worth something (let alone a chance to meet his idol in person) sounds a lot more appealing than it probably should.
Besides, demons aren't even real. Right?
Right?!?
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A full year after the highly dramatic events that shook the Priory down to its very foundations, everything goes on much the same as usual while the Viscount Beacon and his husband busy themselves with the very important work of preparing for Stiles' next heat.
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- Part 2 of An Uncivil Contract
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Stiles has had a thriving yoga practice for nearly six years. His pigeons are kings, his planks are two-limbed, and he can do headstands in his sleep (although he probably shouldn't). He absolutely does not need to attend a beginner's yoga class.
But Stiles does need to see Derek Hale arch his back like a Halloween cat with every fiber of his being. So.
Sign him up.
(For love.)
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Stiles Stilinski might look like nothing more than a mild-mannered engineering school drop-out. That's the story he tells prospective dates. But in reality, Stiles is the handler for a trio of kick-ass co-eds who happen to world-traveling super secret spies working for S.U.P.E.S., the Secret Undercover Something Something Syndicate.
(Or something. They'd told Stiles what it stood for once at orientation and it'd flown right out of his head.)
Fine-tuning gadgets, planning field missions, researching villains, and giving out the occasional piece of romantic advice - working for S.U.P.E.S. is a total dream job. Or at least it was, right up until the moment Stiles finds himself forced to partner up with Derek Hale - his least favorite fellow agent and the hottest person Stiles has ever met. Hale's always had it out for Stiles.
And he's also the boss' son.
. . . Maybe it's time for Stiles to start sending out super secret resumes.
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A dead body is just another Tuesday for Stiles Stilinski, Necromancer Extraordinaire. So what if this particular corpse belongs to his childhood crush? So what if Stiles has to learn everything about all the ways Derek Hale has changed for the better over the last decade before he can even consider bringing him back to life? So what if most True Resurrections only have a one in a million chance of succeeding?
Stiles gets paid either way.
And it's not like he's going to (re)catch feelings for the guy.
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extra snowflake sprinkles for the nerd who has everything by Stout
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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Talia Hale hasn't let a single scrap of mistletoe onto the Hale property since the disaster of Christmas '96. The holiday rom-com economy is in shambles.
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a seduction guide for complete beginners (works every time) by Stout
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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Stiles is technically great at seduction, actually terrible at seduction, and eventually perfect in every way.
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blue ribbon, bright stone (weight under my skin won't leave me alone) by Stout
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
01 Dec 2024
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Pakku came by after lunch. He found Kanna in her front yard, mending careless holes in a set of her father's nets. He'd brought more crocuses, and a very sure smile. There was a ribbon poking out of his pocket.
A blue ribbon, silky and dark as the water beneath the ice.
Kanna looked up at him, squinting against the afternoon sun, and tried to see her husband in his face.Or:
The world of Avatar might be flat, but you still have to travel around it in a circle. -
Gaspode the Wondrous Dog by Stout for everyonelovesLaurence
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2024
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“Ae dog is not just ae dog.”
-Lady Hermoine, The Truth -
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Derek Hale, Viscount of Beacon, has just been dragged home from the army to clean up the mess his deceased uncle made of his affairs. Finding himself downing in debt, Derek would do anything to save the ancestral home. Even if it means hanging out for a rich spouse. He's willing to offer his savior everything - or at least an introduction to the ton.
Mieczysław Stilinski, heir to an enormous fortune, likes the idea of being Quality - but what he really wants is to please the dead mother and living father who'd enjoy nothing more than to see him elevated. Stiles would do anything to make them both happy; even if that means marrying the most reluctant peer in London.
A contract marriage between them would solve everything.
Unfortunately.
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- Part 1 of An Uncivil Contract
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Derek is with Stiles twenty-four hours a day and seven days a week. He has no idea how to tell him he's in love.
Good thing Derek's mom has got him covered.
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Foo Creature /fu krē′chər/ n. :
1. An entry in the 1st Edition of the Monster Manual.
2. Inhabitants of the Astral Plane. They have dark curls, big eyes, large paws and loud voices (and sharp fangs). These creatures are always chaotic good, and they roam their territories looking for places where their help is needed. Foo creatures consume a diet consisting almost exclusively of heavy metals, and they call for their friends by roaring as loudly as they can.Or:
The world didn't end, and Eddie Munson's not dead. But he's haunting Steve Harrington, anyway. -
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The third tsarevitch, in his red coat,
cried to the wind, "Where will I go?"
Along came a wolf,
handsome in black,
"I know, so climb on my back." -
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Stiles loves living in New York.
Except that working for the local FBI office actually is the depressing combination of boring paperwork and soul crushing despair that Mr. McCall always complained about when he was drunk.
And Scott McCall, his so-called best friend, hasn't spoken to him in months. And Stiles' long-distance girlfriend Lydia's dumped him for a Nobel Prize winner. And all his light bulbs keep exploding.
And now some guy with menacing stubble and a knit beanie is stalking him relentlessly through New York's finest public transit.
At least no one will miss Stiles when he gets murdered in a dark alley.Or:
After the fire, the remaining Hales hit the road and never looked back. Somehow everyone still ends up where they were meant to be. -
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Stiles learns a new magic trick. Derek has a lot of feelings about that. It's completely terrible, but what else is new?
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Derek and Stilesbreak into a national forestgo camping. -
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Five times Stiles and Derek cook for each other, and one time they're finally in the same kitchen (and the same state).