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This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
14 Feb 2026
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Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
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Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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“Jesus christ, are we really gonna be crawling on our bellies until we’re out of here?”
Doc pauses at that, and the mental image makes him smile.
“Yeah, like penguins!”
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I have no idea to put for a summary here. There's snow, a frozen river, and dumb situations.
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She finally had him, bound to the operating table with steel cuffs around his wrists and ankles, a gag in his mouth. It seemed like overkill to immobilize a guy that didn’t seem to have a violent bone in his body, but as proven earlier, appearances can deceive. It’s rare that any doctor encounters a patient (willing or not) with dissociative identity disorder, and she is not going to waste this opportunity that has been granted to her.
She’s always wanted to try electroconvulsive therapy.
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- Part 1 of Bottom Doctober (2024)
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【达克】从一夜情开始的海上生活 by Fanqqqqshu
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
15 Feb 2026
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summary：“你刚才表现出的格斗技巧和处理办法很符合我的审美，我追上来就想问一句，今晚要不要和我一起过？”
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18 Feb 2026
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【达克】人工梦游 by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
16 Feb 2026
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Summary：达尼兹舍不得格尔曼离开，于是他做了三个梦。
*帮有栖老师代发
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18 Feb 2026
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【伦克】共囚 by AAAjungui
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
21 Feb 2026
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男同事在我出事后把我强制爱了
时间线跟随原著，有魔改
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11 Feb 2026
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The Early Bird is the Worm by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
25 Apr 2025
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“Would you let me Eat you?” He asks, and it is the way you can hear the word “eat” being capitalized and the way He asks it so sincerely that you laugh, the sound of bells striking even against your own ears.
“Of course!” You say, because you could never deny your Monny anything unless it went against the will of your Lord.
“But only after my duty is finished.” You say, because you are a tool and your Lord spent much to create you and you did not want his effort to go to waste.
Monny would have to wait another thousand years; that was fine. Monny was patient, after all.
Or: In a world where the Fool is an ancient God from the Third Epoch, things inevitably tilt a little to the left. Not too to the left, though, as Merlin Hermes is here to make sure of that by following His Lord's will as his Angel of Miracles!
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- Part 1 of Doth the Worm hath Sentience?
- Part 8 of mysteries of the lord variety
- Part 3 of Pondering Humanity
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08 Feb 2026
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The Seven of Cups by lindegran
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
19 Feb 2026
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Klein wakes up in Sefirah Castle. The golden stars symbolizing the Tarot Club have vanished. No prayers, no believers.
In the astral world, not a single deity, not one Angel, responds to the prayers of the awakened Lord of the Mysteries. All around are only the traces of corruption from Outer Deities.
The Apocalypse prematurely destroyed Earth and erased all life. No one was spared. Nothing can be brought back.
The only thing left for Klein is to reset everything to its initial state and pray that his own life is enough to pay the price. His sole purpose is to protect "his" world.
But interfering with fate has its cost.
The contract is sealed, the cycle is reset. Zhou Mingjui is once again in Tingen.Bookmarked by Status_Report
01 Feb 2026