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When Harry Styles was accepted into a post-grad degree, he knew he could no longer afford his flat, leaving him with three options:
1) Move back into student halls.
2) Become homeless.
3) Move in with his best (and only) friend, Niall, and three of Niall's other mates.
He went with the third option. But it was a close race.
Shame one of his roommates reminded him why he only has one friend.
If there is one thing Louis Tomlinson can't stand, it's pretentious tossers, having grown up around enough of them. If there is one thing he can't live without, it would be his friends. So he was proper thrilled to move in with his best mates and a couple of other lads.
That was until he discovered one of them was the archetype for a pretentious tosser.In the interest of seeing out the twelve-month lease without killing each other, they both try (debatable) to get along despite believing they are opposite in almost every conceivable way, each having the communication skills of a cucumber, and secrets that have no business be kept secret.
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
15 Jan 2026
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The dregs of his drink were almost cloying on his tongue when he downed it, and as he swallowed, he cut his eyes to the right. Across the pub, sitting at the bar, was a man that had Harry's eyes squinting.
Mostly gray hair, tousled into a messy fringe, a sharp nose, and thin lips around the rim of a pint glass. Harry almost spit an ice cube across the room.
He was almost certain, nearly sure, sixty-five percent at least, that that was Andrew's dad.
It's nearly Christmas and Harry is single and third-wheeling at a pub when he thinks he sees his ex's dad. If he wasn't a little tipsy, maybe he would have been able to keep his mouth shut.Bookmarked by Statementlou
17 Dec 2025
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Harry Styles, model-turned-influencer, is a household name for nearly anyone under the age of forty, thanks to his popular brand, Pleasing. It seems like the entire young adult population can be found walking the streets in a Pleasing branded crewneck and with Pleasing polish decorating their nails. The world has bought into Harry Styles, and thus, into Pleasing.
Except for Louis Tomlinson. Call him cynical, but he's thirty-three, lives in an expensive, empty apartment in New York, and only lives for his job and his weekly pub night with his best friend. Harry Styles means nothing to him... until his marketing firm acquires Pleasing's next campaign: sex toys (and personal lubricant).
He's not happy about the new partnership, and he's not afraid to make his displeasure known. Even if that means saying it to Harry Styles' unfairly pretty face. What could go wrong?
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15 Sep 2025
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Louis Tomlinson had big plans for his last year of uni. He was going to hit the gym, he was going to get hot, and he was finally going to catch the eye of the girl of his dreams.
Enter Harry Styles, friend-of-a-friend and part-time personal trainer. Falling for him was never part of Louis’ plan.
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13 Sep 2025
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Harry guffaws, winking at him. “Don’t tell me you didn’t know I was gay.”
In response, Louis goes mum and turns a delightful red. He goggles, opening and closing his mouth like he can’t possibly know what to say. Maybe this is Harry’s favourite part- flustering the men he’s with. Except, Louis isn’t who he’s waiting for.
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- Part 2 of Nooo wordplay 25 your so sexy aha
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11 Sep 2025
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It’s just that this stranger is really quite (very, extremely) pretty. And Louis knows it isn’t some magical effect of dehydration or delusion because he is present enough to notice the stars and stripes pattern adorning his head. A US flag as a headscarf. This would have had Louis running in the opposite direction in normal circumstances. The Northwestern lilt in his British accent helped somewhat, but Louis might have actually fucked a Texan in any case.
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Or, hiking is not a spiritual experience and Louis will die on that hill.- Language:
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30 Aug 2025
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When 21-year-old Harry decides to crash his dickhead ex’s wedding in his best Gucci suit, he has absolutely no intention of causing a scene, nor of getting physical -- in one way or another -- with his ex’s sexy older brother. But, as his ex taught him so well, things don’t always go to plan.
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“Will tried to talk him out of it. They all did, bless them, but they also all hid the fact that they were going until Harry caught them red-handed coordinating outfits on a wedding-specific group chat.
Moral of the story, his friends are all dicks who feel perfectly comfortable attending the wedding reception of the ex that left Harry stuck to his bedsheets like a used condom for a month straight. It’s the least they could do to plus-one him into the eye of the storm.”Bookmarked by Statementlou
15 Jun 2025
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“Who’s the kid?” someone spoke up, and when Harry looked for the owner of the voice he knew so well, he felt like his jackrabbiting heart almost completely stopped.
The man was… beautiful. Harry had never really thought that about a man, because that was a bit of a queer thought, but Harry felt like this was objective. He was beautiful in the way a stained glass window in a church was, or a meticulous oil painting in a museum. Undeniably so.
“The kid, Tommo, is Harry Styles. And he’s our new runner,” Nick announced, patting Harry’s chest.
or the one where harry comes to work on a pirate radio ship in 1966 and gets a lot more experience than he bargained for
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
01 Jun 2025
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Prompt 97: H is an award winning actor who’s a massive fan of The Six, an indie band fronted by a certain LT. H confesses his love for the band in an interview, L takes the piss when asked about him, saying H isn’t cool enough to stan The Six. An internet feud starts with the fandoms facing off, whilst behind the scenes H’s secret crush on L makes him determined to change the man’s mind about him. While the fandoms are at war, the two men bicker over Twitter, but behind the scenes the ice is slowly thawing.
Or: Harry’s a fanboy and Louis secretly likes the fact. Or maybe not so secretly….
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
27 Apr 2025
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Louis is obsessed with the scent of an omega he's never seen. Harry knows his dirty secret.
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- Part 16 of 2024 Advent Calendar
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24 Dec 2024
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Harry is single, and more than anything wants to find love. Agreeing to sign up to a dating website was a bad, bad idea. Niall's bad, bad idea. Louis is single, but has no interest in relationships. Or so he tells himself. Harry is a lawyer whose boss, Nick, happens to give him a bonus, which he decides to splurge on a new work wardrobe. Louis is a frustrated designer, working as a personal shopper at Selfridges. Louis happens to be working on the day a very beautiful, but out of his depth, new customer ambles into their department in need of advice. Louis might have just found the muse he never knew he was looking for.
Featuring: Sophia as Louis' colleague, with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with his love life, whilst being oblivious when it comes to her own. Liam as the ‘IT bloke from downstairs’ with the mother of all crushes on Sophia. Niall as Harry's sport's writer flatmate who spends most of his time making Harry's life as complicated as possible. Zayn as Louis’ flatmate and lifelong best friend, whose cat, Noodle/Princess/Princess Noodle loves Louis more than it loves him. And Nick as Harry's boss and one of Louis' regular customers: is Imelda Marcos reborn.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
07 Oct 2024
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cw serious semi graphic injury to an animal
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When a freak French snowstorm traps Harry's family in Paris, he's suddenly left flying home for a Christmas spent alone. However, everything changes after a chance encounter with an undeniably attractive, generous alpha who suggests that Harry join his family's Christmas celebrations. Against his better judgment, Harry agrees, and follows Louis back to Doncaster for the holidays.
Little does he know, he'll not only become attached to the alpha, but to his entire family. Maybe his Christmas won't be as lonely as he expected.
Complete and utter fluff ensues. Sappy Christmas tropes abound.
Bookmarked by Statementlou
25 Dec 2023
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I Saw Several Angels in the Self Help Section by LadyLondonderry for cherrylarry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
23 Dec 2023
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Zayn and Louis are soulmates.
They're also missing some soulmates.
For extra flavour, it's Christmas.
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
24 Dec 2023
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“I had a sex dream about Harry.” Louis slapped his free hand over his mouth after the words slipped out.
Zayn paused, his hand freezing as he was about to take a bite, his head snapping up to look at Louis. Louis could relate, it’s how he’d felt that morning after he’d woken up. He’d laid in bed for fifteen minutes trying to figure out what had happened, why it had turned him on so much, and then patiently waiting for his erection to go down.
“Like… my Niall’s Harry? Harry Styles?” Zayn clarified, his face bewildered as if trying to comprehend what had just happened. “Do you even like Harry?”
“His last name is Styles?”
or Louis woke up after having a sexy dream about his best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend resolved to never think about it again. He hardly knew Harry, so what difference would it make? But when they are thrown together only a few days later, Louis had to admit, his subconscious might have been onto something.
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- Part 1 of such a beautiful dream
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
24 Sep 2023
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Overworked drama TA and script reader Louis Tomlinson just wants to make it through the end of the semester unscathed when an impromptu road trip turns his relationship with his best friend and roommate Harry Styles upside down.
Basically, this is the story of what happens AFTER a pair of idiots try to become lovers.
Co-starring Harry’s vintage Mercedes named Delilah, with cameos by Shakespeare, mix tapes, Denny’s, Walmart, Frank Sinatra, Joshua Tree National Park, Harry’s crocheted bucket hat, and Louis’ mesh tank top.
Based on the prompt: "harry & louis not together but living together get into a fight, and harry goes: "get in the car” “what” “get in the car. we are going for a drive and we are not coming home until we figure this out" “harry, it’s 11pm on a tuesday” “so what. get in.” and they solve their issues and end up having to stay at a bnb cause they drove too far, and guess what yea baby there is only one bed."
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
19 Sep 2023
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Harry’d had a hell of a time trying to get ahold of the accessibility department prior to classes starting. It shouldn’t have been so hard to just ring them up and get a work order in for a standing desk. He can’t be the only person who needs a change made!
But no. He spent literal days trying to get anyone on the phone— or to answer their email, for that matter— and when he finally did, they informed him that the order would be filled by September 26th. Well after classes started.
Well. Fuck that.
Or, Harry's a professor just trying to get proper accommodations.
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
14 Sep 2023
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Louis Tomlinson had been best friends with flower shop owner Gemma Styles for years. It wasn't until she suggested he date her alpha brother that he ever thought of Harry that way. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea...
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- Part 4 of Ficlets
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
21 Jun 2023
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After that it’s like a dam has broken, and Harry is helpless to stop stealing small pieces of Louis’ clothing at every opportunity.
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Or, Harry keeps stealing pieces of Louis' clothes to make his nest. Louis keeps letting him.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
09 Jun 2023
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It wasn’t Louis’ fault. How was he supposed to know how sensitive people were? His questions were innocent and he didn’t see why it was such a big deal. It wasn’t like Louis hadn’t been asked what his penis size was a hundred times over in his career. It was all the same in Louis’ book.
aka jaded Louis asks innappropriate questions and gets a thorough education.
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Bookmarked by Statementlou
02 Jun 2023
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Of all the housemates out on the ranch Louis had had over the years, none of them could even come close to Harry. Louis would be settled with someone who picked up after themselves and pulled their weight out on this section of the ranch. The men that had passed through were all a mix of those things to varying degrees and Louis got along alright.
Harry was just different.
Which was perfect since Louis was different as well.
Bookmarked by Statementlou
01 Jun 2023