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Sweet As Can Be by GhostwithShotgun
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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Lan Wangji is staring at him with shockingly alert eyes.
“Ah. Burger Man,” he says stoically. Wei Wuxian has a really hard time telling if the man is serious or fucking with him. But given that he has never seen the man being anything other than serious, he assumes that he’s probably drunk.
“Yeah, I’m the Burger Man. And you’re Lan Wangji. Do you normally spend your Friday nights sitting on the street like this?” he asks.
Lan Wangji looks around, as if he had not been aware they were on a street in the middle of the city. Had he blacked out? How much had he drunk? Was he on any drugs? There was no real way for Wei Wuxian to know.
“Do not,” Lan Wangji finally responds, frowning at the pavement like it’s its fault that he’s sitting on it.
Or, Wei Wuxian is slightly obsessed with the Hot Customer at work. After running into him on a night out, and consequently figuring out he has a kid, he somehow talks himself into getting to babysit said kid. So what if he starts crushing on this man who is obviously taken? Wei Wuxian has everything under control.
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18 Feb 2026
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Time Past by elliannafaux
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
18 Apr 2025
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“I am searching for information on a cursed object.”
“And what do you offer if you lose?” The croupier asked him. Xie Lian glanced up at Hua Cheng’s silhouette, and felt his breath stutter at how he was now sitting up, elbows resting on his legs, seeming to be interested in the proceedings.
“I have information that may be of use to Lord Chengzhu.”
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When Xie Lian's bad luck hits at an inopportune time and he accidentally touches a cursed object he shouldn't have, he gets sent back 150 years into the past. He needs to learn more about the cursed object and how to reverse the time warping spell, and who better to consult than Hua Cheng?
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16 Jan 2026
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Family Planning by gentarussy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2025
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“You’re a virgin,” Shen Yuan pointed out, to Xiang Fei’s rapidly despairing face. “And you’re not pure enough to deal with immaculate conception. So, you probably just have some weird nipple disease. You should go buy more band-aids.”
“Ha, ha,” said Xiang Fei. “I have a funny story."
Following an ill-advised affair in a convenience store bathroom with the hottest stranger he has ever met, Xiang Fei embarks on a journey with his best friend to discover the definition of "consequences".
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Thing
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02 Jan 2026
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Иллюстрации к ББ-квесту by Aihito, b_liss_ko, fandom MXTX and Multicultivation 2020 (MXTX_novels), Leaneju, Maeve_73, tell_some_storm
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2020
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Сборник иллюстраций к макси-текстам команды.
1. Мо Жань (Хаски и его Учитель Белый Кот )
2. Мо Жань, Чу Ваньнин, Сюэ Мэн (Хаски и его Учитель Белый Кот )
3. Лань Ванцзи/Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути)
4. Хэ Сюань, mermaid!Ши Цинсюань, русалочки (Благословение небожителей)
5. Лань Ванцзи, Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути)
6. Цзян Чэн, Лань Ванцзи, Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути)
7. Лань Ванцзи (Основатель темного пути)
8. Лань Ванцзи, Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути)
9. Хуа Чэн в образе лягушонка (Благословение небожителей)
10. Хэ Сюань/Ши Уду (Благословение небожителей)
11. Лань Сичэнь, лютая рука Не Минцзюэ (Основатель темного пути)
13. Ло Бинхэ («Система «Спаси-Себя-Сам» для Главного Злодея»)
12. Лань Ванцзи, Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути)
14. Ши Уду/Ши Цинсюань\Хэ Сюань (Благословение небожителей) 18+
15. Вэй Усянь (Основатель темного пути) 18+
16. Ло Бинхэ/Шэнь Цзю («Система «Спаси-Себя-Сам» для Главного Злодея») 18+- Language:
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29 Dec 2025
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could you hold me the way i wanna be held by SpeedingCheetah
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
18 Dec 2025
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Xie Lian didn’t intend to get cursed, or sick as a result. As a matter of fact, he didn’t intend to even get involved with the ghosts who were sluggishly parading themselves around Puqi Village. He just—well—what else was he supposed to do? He collected scraps, stayed in his shrine, had an exhilarating time with Hua Cheng whenever he visited, and more or less avoided going to the heavens unless absolutely necessary. What harm could helping a few ghosts do? They were sick, and sad, and dead, and unable to leave, and he was not any of those things—except the last one—so it only felt right if he tried to help, didn’t it?
Of course, getting sick was something he should have expected. After all, his bad luck did not make him immune to suffering. Only immune from dying from it. Hua Cheng would rather he didn’t get sick, and didn’t die at all! Both the real version, and the dream version said so!
(or: xie lian takes the burdens from a very sick, very dream-riddled ghost. he, by extension, becomes a very sick, very dream-riddled god. hua cheng takes care of him.)
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27 Dec 2025