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    “It’s not that kind of job.” Knives says. He drops a thick manila folder on the desk in front of him.

    “Not that kinda—” Wolfwood opens the folder and sees the resemblance immediately. Blond. Mole under one eye. An air of something Wolfwood can’t quite put his finger on that makes him a little nervous. “Cute,” he says, because he’s never much cared for developing a brain-to-mouth filter; not around other adults, at least. “Looks like he stuck too many forks in outlets as a kid.”

    Vashwood Week 2023 Day 4: College AU + Day 5: Mafia AU

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    An evening in a run-down hotel, cheap beer and a conversation about what it's like to be a Plant among humans. Wolfwood didn't expect to hear about Vash's anatomical features. Vash didn't expect Wolfwood to so passionately defend the dignity of the male member. He goes through all the stages of grief simultaneously — denial, anger, attempts to explain all the importance of what was lost — and somewhere between the sixth mug of beer and a lecture on the wonders of human anatomy realizes two things. First: he just confessed that he has a hard-on for Vash. Second: judging by the languid look from under half-lowered eyelids, Vash isn't embarrassed by this at all. Moreover, he's going to take advantage of the situation.

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    “Can I try?”

    “Try what?” Wolfwood asks, confused.

    Vash makes a motion with two fingers, his lips curve into a pucker, and he blows a steady stream of air at Wolfwood.

    Working to steady his heart, Wolfwood taps ash off the end of his cigarette and gives Vash a baleful look.

    “Smoking?  Aren’t you too old to be giving into teenage vices?”

    “Will it taste like you?”

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    "But that's stupid," he says stubbornly. Vash lets out a groan and plonks his head against the table. "So she's half fish, who gi's a shit? She saved the stupid bastard from drownin', he shouldn't care 'bout a few scales -"

    "That's the point. She cares, so she thinks she 'as to change to make 'im happy." Vash's voice is muffled as he speaks into the solid wood. He shifts until his head rests on his surprisingly pointy chin. "'S really sweet what you're sayin', though. You really wouldn't care if you fell in love with a fish?"

    "Thought she said she was half fish?"

    "Mermaid, technically. But you wouldn't mind?"
     

    In which the boys get drunk, Vash projects onto an old Earth fairytale, and Wolfwood gets a crash course in Plant biology.

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    And there in that crummy bathroom in the middle of nowhere after absolutely nothing spectacular at all, Vash thought: I’ve never been in love in my entire life.

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    Vash the Stampede was doomed to love the things he couldn't keep. He still wasn't prepared for Wolfwood.

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