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    “Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”

    Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    AAAAAAH I LOVE FAKE DATING AUS AT OTHER PEOPLES WEDDINGSSSSSS

     

    IM SO EXCITED!!! left off on chapter 7

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    Three years after the Mount Massive Asylum Slaughter, the surviving patients are well on their way to recovery.

    Waylon Park has never felt worse.

    (Or: An obsession with the past takes Waylon down a self-destructive path that only leads to one place--Eddie Gluskin.)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    im crying in the club rn.....

    actually really interesting and complex introspection on trauma, trauma responses, and self doubt.

    everyone is a flawed character, and thats a GOOD THING!!!

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    “Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.

    Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”

    “Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.

    Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?

    Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    AAAAAAAAAAA

    alpha!herm my beloved.... protective and such a caretaker....

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    With their relationship having come to a rocky end, all that’s left for Robert to do before leaving Herm forever is to make things right.

    In which Robert learns to apologize properly and Herm realizes he doesn’t have to forgive.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    RAAAAAAAAAH ROBERT/HERMAN ANGST MY LOOOOOOVE

    up to date w chap 1

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    Robert says something a little too honest to Herman. He doesn’t take it lightly and Robert is left feeling like an idiot.

    It only gets worse when Waterboy starts doing things to please Robert specifically.

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    04 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    eeeee they're so cute

    left off chap 13