Ssds1997
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When it became clear that Strahm was not going to respond, Gordon frowned slightly, the way one might at an unruly child or a misbehaving puppy.
“I want to make something very clear, Strahm. Hoffman may tolerate your petulance, he might even find it endearing, but I am not Hoffman. I expect obedience and respect, is that understood?”
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Dr. Gordon realizes that Strahm is lacking discipline and that Hoffman won't provide it. He decides to take matters into his own hands.- Language:
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If you had told Adam Faulkner-Stanheight a year ago that he would be sleeping with a cop, he probably would have punched you in the face. Then called you crazy. In that order.
Then again, if you had told him he’d be taking candids for one of the most notorious serial killers in the country, he probably would have done something similar.
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Adam and Hoffman get together. It isn’t exactly love at first sight. -
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When he and Strahm had started this little game, it had been with the implicit knowledge that there were no feelings involved. This wasn’t meant to be a workplace romance—hell, they hadn’t even liked each other—they just had mutual needs. Somewhere along the way, though, that had shifted. Things had gotten… complicated.
Now here he was, on a date with Special Agent Peter Strahm. The agent hadn’t phrased it like that, of course, when he’d turned up in Hoffman’s office muttering about some reservation and asking if he wanted to get dinner.
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Hoffman and Strahm both indulge a little on a date.Series
- Part 9 of Distraction (and its Consequences)
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“I brought you something,” Strahm said, lifting the plate of cookies like it wasn’t already abundantly clear why he’d appeared in Hoffman’s office.
Hoffman’s stomach grumbled from the sight alone. He rubbed it thoughtfully and watched Strahm’s eyes go dark and heavy. “I don’t know, special agent. I’m gettin’ real full...”
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Hoffman gets a little more than he bargained for at the precinct holiday party.Series
- Part 8 of Distraction (and its Consequences)
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As he lies dying, Mark Hoffman is visited by three ghosts with thoughts about his past, present, and future. Unfortunately, there will be no second chances.
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A bunch of loosely connected Hoffstrahm fics centered around stuffing and other related kinks.
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This is What Peak Performance Looks Like by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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Shane doesn’t know exactly when he decided he was done hiding and bending over backwards to make other people comfortable. Sometime between going to bed last night and heading to the rink this morning, something in him just gave out.
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11 Feb 2026
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Shane says, “Why’d you order so much? You having other people over or something?”
“Yes, of course, I invited whole team to watch us fuck, Hollander.” Ilya sits on the edge of the mattress, hooks a finger under Shane’s chin and kisses the dour expression off of his face. “No. Just you.”
“Okay, well, I’m only one person, Rozanov. Just because I’m—“ Shane’s eyes dart away. “Just because I went off my diet, it doesn’t mean I need a whole dining cart’s worth of food for dinner.”
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07 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane have an indulgent evening at the cottage.
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06 Feb 2026
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If The Pants Fit, Wear ‘Em (Even If They Don’t) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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Flicking his eyes back up to Shane’s face, Ilya squinted in thought, trying to decipher what the issue could possibly be. Something was obviously going on, judging by his flushed cheeks and screwed up expression. He mentally ran through the usual culprits: the texture of his sweater was too much, or Shane couldn’t get the seam of his sock to fit correctly, maybe the buzzing fluorescent light in the bathroom he had been nagging Ilya to fix-
“I look like a fucking idiot.”
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A pre-dinner party wardrobe malfunction leads to a cozy night in for the retired husbands of hockey.Series
- Part 1 of The Chubby Shane Hollander Chronicles
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03 Feb 2026
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Different bodies, different metabolisms, Shane supposed.
Because the thing is, while Ilya still pretty much has the physique of a Greek god, albeit one with a smattering of silver running through his golden-brown chest hair, Shane’s body has changed in retirement.
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Bookmarked by Ssds1997
28 Jan 2026