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Shane had started learning Russian for the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics. He grew up learning English and Japanese, and he soon learned French. It was only practical due to Ottawa’s proximity to Québec. He was already trilingual, and it had seemed only logical that if he was going to visit Russia, he should be able to at least say hello, goodbye, and ask where to find the restroom.
And if it meant he could understand what Ilya was saying when they were having sex? All the better. He always meant to tell him. It's just... there was never a good time.
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The Angel Who (Almost) Got Away by SpectrallyDistracted for Afraid_Industry8409
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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Back in grad school, Crowley met an angel, and he gave him his heart. Sadly, the angel was in love with the Church, and he walked out of Crowley's life.
Now, more than two decades later, Crowley hears a familiar sultry voice reading some of the filthiest smut he's ever heard, and he wonders if he might have a second chance with the angel who got away.
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[Collaboration Game] Agnes’ Letter by NaturallyTeal, SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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~ COMPLETED match of Ping Pong Writing 🏓🏓 ~
Game rules are here
NaturallyTeal has the odd chapters 1,3,5
SpectrallyDistracted has the even chapters 2,4,6Series
- Part 1 of Ping Pong Writing 🏓🏓
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A Chronicle of Affection (or How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Just 12 Months) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Feb 2026
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Anthony Crowley is 40 years old and down on his luck. In the past few years he’s lost his job as a journalist, his boyfriend, his flat, and most of his self-respect. When he hears about the chance to nanny a three-year-old boy, it looks like the opportunity he’s been waiting for to turn his life around.
At 57, bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell has resigned himself to his perpetual bachelorhood. Still, each year, he looks forward to dressing up in his vintage Father Christmas suit and turning his bookshop annex into a holiday wonderland.
When Crowley and his young charge, Adam, attend Father Christmas’s Magical Bookshop, it’s clear the two men are attracted to one another. Over the course of the next year they become friends, important to one another in every way. The question is, can they face their fears and admit that they have fallen quite deeply in love?
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What is going through David's mind as he comes to terms with Shane and Ilya's relationship?
Basically, what happens after David saw them kissing at the cottage until the end of Episode 6, but all from David's POV.
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Everything We’ve Learned Along the Way by SpectrallyDistracted for Bohoteacher
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2026
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Crowley has left a string of broken hearts in his dating wake, and his best friend, Aziraphale, has had it. Crowley claims it’s not his fault, and swears he doesn’t lead anyone on. It isn’t as if he is promising them anything, he’s just taking them on dates.
Aziraphale points out that the two of them have been friends for years, and yet he isn’t in love with Crowley, but Crowley insists that if they were dating that might change. So they make a bet—Crowley will romance Aziraphale for two weeks so he can see what it’s like to be the object of Crowley’s affection. It will give Aziraphale a chance to figure out why everyone falls in love with the man.
They’ve known each other for years. Nobody’s worried about falling in love.
Maybe they should be.
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The streets of town were paved with stars by SpectrallyDistracted for On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2025
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Pepper had just walked in the front door for her day shift. Hadn’t even taken off her coat, much less gotten a cup of coffee, when Brian stopped her.
“Hey, got a minute?” Brian looked… tense.
“Sure, Bri. What’s up?”
“Remember a while ago when you asked me to keep an eye on Crowley and Aziraphale? To let you know if anything seemed amiss?”
“That ship’s sailed,” Pepper replied. “I’m sure I misunderstood. That’s what I get for eavesdropping.”
“Well…” Brian said uncertainly. “I’m not so sure.”
“Oh, good lord. What’s happened now?” Pepper sat down wearily behind the reception desk and put her head in her hands.
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Entangled by MissUnderstoodLyrics, SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Dec 2025
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As an up-and-coming post doc, marine biologist Anthony J. Crowley landed a coveted grant from The Eastgate Conservancy to study the lives of endangered sea turtles. When the Conservancy accused him of misappropriation of funds, his research was halted. He’s carried a grudge for the past twenty-five years.
Now an award-winning researcher with a worldwide YouTube following, Dr Crowley has been offered another grant from the Conservancy to replicate his original study. There’s just one catch—Aziraphale Eastgate, a member of the Conservancy board, will be traveling on the Sea Serpent as an observer for the duration of the project.
Confined on the ship with documentary cameras capturing their every move, Crowley and Aziraphale can’t avoid each other—or the chemistry simmering between them. What begins as daily sparring over data and methods slowly softens into mutual respect, and then develops into something deeper—and far more dangerous.
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Who's Your Daddy? by SpectrallyDistracted for mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2025
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Crowley heads to a club every weekend, but he's starting to wonder why he bothers. Then he runs into an absolute angel of a man.
Guess who it is?
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Muriel Leaves the Mountaintop by SpectrallyDistracted for MaryFlanner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2025
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After everything fell apart at the last Angels Unaware concert, Muriel's life changed. Again. But now they are the one choosing how they live.
If you asked them, they would tell you that they are living their Best Life Ever.
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Give Me Your Body by SpectrallyDistracted for anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Nov 2025
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“Angel, what’re you up to?” Crowley growled. But there was no heat in it, and Aziraphale could hear the smile on his face. Crowley turned over into his arms and placed a sweet kiss on his lips. “Good morning.”
“Good morning, my darling.” Aziraphale pulled Crowley close and, feeling his hardness between them, rolled his hips.
“Insatiable, that’s what you are,” Crowley teased. “What did you do all those millions of years before you found me?”
Or, Aziraphale thinks about all his lonely years and worries if his time with Crowley might be coming to an end.
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The Play's the Thing, Darling by SpectrallyDistracted for Nosferatini
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2025
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Let Heaven and Hell think they were still hereditary enemies. The games they played by light of day were for everyone else. The games they played at night were for them alone.
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SEEKING (a way back into your heart) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Oct 2025
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Their first fight. Maybe their last fight. Because it's been more than two weeks and Crowley still hasn't heard from Aziraphale. Then he sees something that gives him his first glimmer of hope, and an idea for getting his angel back.
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Regrets, Choices & Other Things (A Reverse Trope Story) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
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When Aziraphale arrives at the hospital, Crowley seems fine. He waves him over to the side of his bed, a smile on his face. He gives him a kiss. He calls him “angel.” It’s perfect. It’s everything Aziraphale’s ever dreamed of. But it’s not right.
What the actual fuck is going on?
A reverse trope romance in which having amnesia leads to a second chance. It’s especially sweet when you never thought you had a chance in the first place.
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- Part 4 of Spectral's Reverse Tropes
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More Strong Together by SpectrallyDistracted for scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Oct 2025
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When a heartbroken Crowley gets drunk in St. James’s Park, a kind stranger intervenes before any real harm can come to him, and Crowley is smitten. He dreams of the man, waits for him in the park, and feels as if his heart will break without him. All from one brief encounter.
In the park late one night, Aziraphale hears a young man crying and it breaks his heart. The heart that he shouldn’t feel at all. He sits with the young man, walks him home, and he is smitten. He dreams of the young man, watches him from the shadows, and wishes he could make him his own. All from one brief encounter.
Ah, yes. The course of true love never did run smooth.
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House Hunters: Shower Shenanigans by Afraid_Industry8409, beardo, CountryMare, dbacklot99, ireallyneedmoretea, Mx_leMaerin, Rose_85501, Shadowfang44, SpectrallyDistracted, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey, xmusiclover for ModernDayKlutz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley are selling their London bookshop and retiring to the countryside. Can the couple, who are the epitome of opposites attract, put their differences aside and find the home of their dreams?
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A Three-Hour Tour: A Classic TV Crack Fic by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Gilligan's Island (TV 1964)
05 Sep 2025
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Here is the tale of a fateful trip… the tale of how Crowley, Aziraphale, and five or six of their friends and enemies find themselves cast away on a deserted tropical island.
Need I say more?
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Sometimes a Serpent by SpectrallyDistracted for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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Crowley has been hiding something from Aziraphale since they met on the wall in the Garden of Eden. At first it was easy enough; they didn't meet up that often. But as time went on, it got harder to hide. Now that they're married, it's become impossible.
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Cheeky Bastards by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Aug 2025
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Dr. Crowley is the latest hire in the English Department at Eden Valley University. He doesn’t know his colleague Dr. Fell, and he doesn’t want to. But when budget cuts force them to share a car for six hours on their way to the Central States Literature Conference in Chicago, it doesn’t look like he has much choice.
Thank Someone for small favors.
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Kitten in July: Pride 2025 by SpectrallyDistracted for On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2025
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Crowley had all but given up on Aziraphale. He had grown used to spending his days and nights alone. What was one more night, even if it was Christmas Eve?
That’s when he heard it. A mewling, small and desperate.
He looked down, just at his feet, and in the snow that was rapidly piling up on the bookshop steps was a tiny kitten. It was so white that it nearly blended into the drifts so as to become invisible, its blue eyes the only thing Crowley could really see clearly.
Who says dreams don't come true?