SparklingHomunculus
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Fake it ‘til You Make it by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: Hajime no Ippo | Fighting Spirit
04 Feb 2026
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Loosely inspired by a meme I saw re: a pair of guys pretending to be gay to scam the gym under the family discount package
“U-Umezawa-kun..!” Ippo squeaks, adopting a submissive little bow. Oh yeah, this guy’s definitely a fruit. “Do you…go to this gym..?” he chances with a gulp.
“Uhh, no?” Umezawa squints. “What the hell gave you that idea?”
“Oh..! I just…” and then Ippo whispers what sounds a lot like ‘you’re really strong’ before he goes on to ask, “so why are you here?”
“It’s a free country?! Jeez!” Umezawa runs a hand over his face, flustered.
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A myriad of expressions cross the detective’s face in the span of a few seconds. And then his posture shifts, and Miles has to force himself not to shrink away, his head craning back instead — that slouch is all of a sudden gone, and Dick (‘that’s not Dick,’ Miles reels) stands nigh-on a foot taller.
And it’s… imposing. Frightening. Like some alien, malicious…thing is now wearing Dick’s skin. Once warm, kindly eyes now glimmer with a dark brand of intelligence, and Miles swallows, his throat impossibly tight and his pulse thundering in his ears.
It’s not Dick.
It never was.
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Pollen by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2025
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“Stop fidgeting,” Kurama chides warmly earning a guilty jump from Kuwabara. He then hefts a large tome from one of the many bursting bookshelves before skimming its index. “Describe the plant again.”
“Well, it was black. Like all over. Black stem. Black thorns. Black petals. Black…whatchamacallits…”
“Stamens?”
“Yeah, those. And the middle part.”
“The pistil.”
“Pfft…”
“What was the tip like?”
“K-Kurama, c’mon—!”
“The stigma,” he carries on, unmoved by Kuwabara’s antics.
In which Kuwabara picks a flower and finds himself with a bigger problem than just hay fever...
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A Winter virus had this year decimated the numbers at the Kamogawa Boxing Gym.
Only two boxers had managed so far to dodge it — (food hygiene certified) Aoki and (Teflon-coated bastard) Takamura.
Aoki should have known better when rounding the corner out of the showers and passing a naked, seated Takamura in the locker room — should have known better than to get within grabbing distance.
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Instinctively my hand closed around the sword at my hip, my feet coming to an abrupt stop in the dirt. A Hoodlum - probably the sort of monster I should run from what with not having slept the past twenty hours, not to mention the sizeable axe he was wielding. I stood there, stock-still, but he made no move to hurl it at me.
Instead he noted where my gaze had come to rest, and said, “me eyes are up here, sunshine…”
Bugger.
Recent series
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Echoes of an Elusive Age by SparklingHomunculus
Fandom Dragon Quest Series, Dragon Quest XI
04 Aug 2024
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In which our heroes are left behind after the Luminary departs for the past in Act 2
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Spikemuth Rose by SparklingHomunculus
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
31 Aug 2021
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A series that explores one of my favourite rare pairs, how on earth they manage to make it work, and the little things that happen along the way.
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