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Five First Dates by bossyicynerd (Sparcck), Sparcck for JezebelGoldstone
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
24 Dec 2016
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"How was your date," Jack asks, filling a glass with tap water ("Jack, we have a Britta, gross.")
Eric rolls his eyes. "Fine, if you like listening to hour long spiels about World War II." He realizes what he's said. "Which I do," he adds hurriedly.
Jack raises his eyebrows over his glass as he takes a pull and Eric's face heats.
"I mean. Platonically. Or on a date. If you like that. History, I mean." Any day now he'll stop talking and when that day comes he'll also murder Ransom and Holster in their sleep.
Five dates other people set up for Bitty and one Bitty set up for himself.
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GMF by bossyicynerd (Sparcck), Sparcck for jacksbits (fragilehuge)
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
04 Jul 2016
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Kent swipes to another picture. In this one Eric is looking up at Jack with almost literal heart eyes, but somehow the caption says, Parson and his new Southern Gentleman on Cup Day.
Kent selflessly volunteers to fake-date Bitty to protect Jack and Bitty's relationship. Everything goes really well and there are no miscommunications or attempts at self sabotage on Kent's part at all, because he's an adult now and is definitely not carrying a torch for either one of them.
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All the Trees of the Field Will Clap Their Hands by Sparcck for stereosymbiosis
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
06 Nov 2015
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"This is the lamest proposal I've ever seen," Blue says.
In order to fulfill the terms of Niall Lynch’s will, Gansey asks Ronan to fake marry him for very logical, well-thought out and selfless reasons.
Or: Gansey takes the long way around (27000 words of it) to getting his shit together.
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"Don't even try it; I'm wired to know what you're going to do before you do and I'll kill you right now if you so much as think about going for whatever you have in your pocket again."
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"Lesson one," Harry says, and Draco's put-upon sigh is cut short when Harry smacks Draco's left arse cheek with what feels like all of his force.
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Harry Potter and the Cracktastic Crossover by Sparcck
Fandom Batman (Comics), DCU, Ghostbusters, Green Arrow, Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Legion of Super Heroes, Teen Titans (Comics), The Authority, WildStorm
26 Jun 2012
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So. crossovers100 is the reason I'm not allowed to live with non-fandom people. Because they are not around at two in the morning to stop me from signing up to write 100 crossover fics!
Crossovers100 is precisely that: 100 crossover fics. There are 100 prompt words to kick start each fic and the keyword will be given at the start of every story. At this point, I have no plans to make any fics connect, so they're all stand-alones.
Also, and this is just me being extra crazy, I've also decided that every story will be a crossover with the general Harry Potter-verse, because it's the most crossoverable; let's be honest, everyone wants to go to Hogwarts.
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count to thirty. breathe twice. repeat. by WingedQuill
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Jan 2026
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Billy Hargrove doesn't keep his promise to Max. He doesn't keep it in a pretty spectacular fashion, actually. Instead of staying away from her friends, he murders one of them.
Unfortunately for Billy, Hellfire meets right after basketball practice. And fortunately for Steve, Eddie knows CPR.
(Or: There is a clearly defined set of steps to keep someone's heart beating. There's no guide for the aftermath. Steve, Eddie, and everyone they love write one together.)
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- Part 1 of count to thirty
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Bookmarked by bossyicynerd (Sparcck)
19 Feb 2026
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Eddie leans against the van to peer over his shoulder as he connects the leads. He’s close enough that Steve can smell him; close enough that he can feel the shift of air on the side of his neck as Eddie breathes. If it were one of the kids, he’d shove them off and reassert his personal space, but it’s never really bothered him when it’s Eddie. It’s distracting, but Eddie is always kind of distracting. Steve doesn’t mind.
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Or: Steve fixes Eddie's van and figures out several things about himself in quick succession.
Bookmarked by bossyicynerd (Sparcck)
16 Feb 2026
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The sight of Steve like this—the smooth slope of his back and the muscles bunching in his arms and his flushed, blissed-out face as he gasps into the pillow—feels like something that was plucked from Eddie's fantasies by a universe that has never been this nice to him.
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- Part 2 of dance in the dark of night
Bookmarked by bossyicynerd (Sparcck)
15 Feb 2026
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“Well,” Eddie says easily, flopping down onto the bench next to her. “I’ll go with you if you want. Just as friends.”
Chrissy closes her eyes. She probably should have seen that coming.
Because that’s how it’s supposed to go, right? The prom queen dumps her jock boyfriend and gets together with the sweet guy who’s been right under her nose the whole time. Happily ever after, fade to black, roll credits. Chrissy’s seen plenty of rom-coms. She knows her lines here.
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Bookmarked by bossyicynerd (Sparcck)
15 Feb 2026
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Steve jerks awake, sitting up so quickly that Robin almost topples over and staring wildly around the room. When his gaze lands on Eddie, he blanches visibly.
“Oh, shit,” he mutters. “Come on, no. Come on. Not again.”
“Harrington?” Eddie asks slowly. He does not love the way that Steve is staring at him right now. He really doesn’t. Steve looks like he’s staring at a ghost, a bloodied monster, like Eddie is something that should not exist in the light of day. “You good, dude?”
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Bookmarked by bossyicynerd (Sparcck)
15 Feb 2026