4 Works by SpadeX

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    “It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.

    Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.

    “What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.

    “You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.

    Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.

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    Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.

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    "Hellooooo open up pretty thing i can see youuu" the person yells as they bang on the crystal windows of her shop.

    What was their issue?

    "Can you not see that we’re closed?" Agatha says without turning to face the fucker.

    "Oh I’m actively choosing to ignore that sign" The person replies and–Fuck.

    They recognize that voice.

    This was their circus.

    Agatha turns and – yup. They lock eyes with Rio.

    That is their monkey.

    "Oh brother" Agatha deadpans.

     

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    Agatha is a tattoo artist and their ex comes to get a tattoo from them and Rio get jealous.

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    Chapters:
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    “I read that dentists can tell if someone sucks dick by the state of the roof of the mouth. Can you tell?” Rio asks very nonchalantly.

    The way Rio is behaving would be similar to how Agatha imagines a human cat in her first heat would behave. And it's driving Agatha insane.

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    Agatha is a dentist and her one night stand from the weekend shows up on Monday, at her work, to get a professional dental clean from her.

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    Chapters:
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    Who this episode is for:

    -People who use Rock, Paper, Scissors to settle arguments

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    144
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    3
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