SomeonePleaseHoldMe



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    The first time Spider-Man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.

     

    The second time Spider-Man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    SO SO fun!! Peter and Harry and MJ are HILARIOUS!! Fantastic friendship ahah!

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    "God, she is going to hate that tutor."

    "I'm sure she will come around—"

    "Hate. Absolutely hate him."

    "Maybe he'll—"

    "She will despise him."

    "Ah."

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    Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all

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    27 Jan 2026

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    D’AW!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    "Where is Parker?"

    "He's in the bathroom."

    Jameson fell silent again. He was clearly debating whether he believed Wade.

    "I did not kidnap him. Or murder him. Or stolen his identity."

    There, he covered the most common ones.

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    Five times Wade answered Peter's phone and one time Peter answered Wade's

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    27 Jan 2026

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    CUTE

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Gonna make do.” The Ghoul’s head tips towards the bed, “Like we’ve been doin’. Either this, or bunk with a bunch o’ strangers in a barn.”

    A beat passes, as the thoughts run through her head. A low scoff as his hazel eyes sweep over her.
    “Trust me, sweetheart.” He rasps, “‘ve got no interest in what’s beneath that suit of yours. Can’t say the same ‘bout the alternative.”

    (Or - Lucy’s insistence on stopping at the town leads to some close quarters and some finally acted-upon feelings)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Aw

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    And all Cooper wanted to do -- his favorite thing -- he wanted to say he'd been right and she should have listened.

    Except Lucy can't stand on her own two feet, and she's chapped and sunbaked and hardly there at all. Her big, wide eyes are dull and filmed over, her skin's all red and raw and her hands are a sickly white turned red at the wrists. Even as he parted his lips, to boast about how he was always right, he can't get the words out.

    What a goddamn disappointment.

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    (SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2, EP 4)

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    10 Jan 2026

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