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    “She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”

    Robert blinks. Once. Twice.

    He… he wasn’t expecting that.

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    Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Percy sought order, a life of quiet ambition — but Oliver stormed in like a tempest, all wild laughter and fierce devotion. Years later, Percy realizes love was never in the plans, yet somehow, it became the only thing that ever truly mattered.

    OR : A series of oneshots following perciver's relationship through the years because they refuse to leave my brain.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    05 Oct 2025

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    It's been exactly a year since Weirdmageddon, and the Pines twins are back in Gravity Falls, where things have largely remained unchanged. The town is still bonkers, weirdness still abounds, and the shack is still the shack. However, with the Northwest Family in tatters, and Preston driven to overwhelming desperation, it's Pacifica Northwest where the wildcard lays - sparking off an awkward romance with Dipper Pines, and a tale of redemption for the heir to the fortune.

    Under the watchful eye of their Grunkles and the new Mr. Mystery, the twins discover there's much that still lies in the town and its crooked history.

    With swashbuckling action, awkward romances, and tender moments combined, Return to the Falls is an attempt to recapture the tone of 'Gravity Falls' - no major character deaths, no ridiculous over the top drama, no nine-hundred part series - just a group of continuous 'episodes' expanding on the lore and Gravity Falls concepts largely untouched.

    Each 'episode' will be accompanied by title cards and a short comic strip or two, to bring about the ultimate level of Hirsch-style weirdness.

     

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Instead of Branch being left on his own for twenty years, King Peppy sends trolls to find his brothers. One is successful. Floyd comes home to give Branch the stability and love he desperately needs. Maybe, one day, Floyd can bring them all together for the little brother who deserves it.

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    14 Jun 2025