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Cold by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Apr 2024
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The first thing he noticed about his shared humble abode was the horrible chill filtering through the air. None of the windows were open, as far as he could tell. The second thing brought to his attention was the quivering pile of worn blankets resting on the shitty little couch.
“Steve?” He called to the lump, voice soft; a tease tinging the edges. James got a forced grunt in return, a gentle wobble of the blankets. A smirk creased his lips, as he placed his shoulder bag in its respectable corner, jacket following not long after.
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Infection. by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017)
12 Apr 2024
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Harry thought he’d seen it all. A boyfriend with some weird, fucked up spider DNA. A distinctly creepy father with little regard for lab safety practices and a shitton of vials of Insane Juice. Never, though, did he ever come to expect a goddamn zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, sure, it was New York. Superhero central. Nothing should seem too out of pocket anymore, should it?
Until the stupid disease rooted itself in some unfortunate souls’ bloodstream and proceeded to make itself known to the general public. Harry wouldn’t be surprised if Peter’s calculations were right. They usually were. The man had predicted that the world would be mostly zombies by the months’ end. It would’ve been great knowledge, if they knew what day it was.
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- Part 22 of Parksborn
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Not So Bad by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Apr 2024
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Peter desperately wanted to collapse straight to the ground. Dirt in mouth, immediate panic from onlookers, the works. He considered it was a miracle that he wasn’t considered legally dead yet. He would place a bet of about.. three nickels that the amount of caffeine in his system could kill a very large horse.
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Figure You Out by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
21 Mar 2024
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“What was it like, growing up?” He despised how meek his voice sounded; clearing his throat quickly after he choked the words out. He squeezed his eyes shut tight, lip firmly placed between his teeth.
Harry turned from his books, forehead creased and brows furrowed. “Everything alright, Pete?” He asked, voice softer than usual.
“Uh-huh.” Peter nodded quickly. “I’m just.. wondering, I guess.” He breathed a poor attempt at a laugh.
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- Part 21 of Parksborn
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Mr. Forgettable by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
18 Mar 2024
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Peter drew his knees close to his chest, knobs of his spine digging uncomfortably into the wall behind him. He stared at his bedspread, at the little color he could make out in almost pitch black. He was tired. So, so tired. He could count on one hand the hours he’d slept the past week.
His shoulders twitched, curling further into himself. His breathing was shallow, joints aching with fiery burns. The bandaged wound on his side wailed for him to take proper care of it. To wash it; to actually attempt to give a shit.
He squeezed his arm harder down over the wound, trying to ignore the discomfort lodged between his ribs. It scratched at his bones, at his skin. He swallowed thickly, opting to ignore it instead.
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- Part 20 of Parksborn
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Bad Days by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Loki (TV 2021)
20 Feb 2024
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“I’m home,” his voice wafted through the house. Peter took a breath, trying to will the tears away. He tore his sightline off his feet, just to meet his fathers’ stare. The man was frozen, green eyes melting with pity and hurt and shame. Slowly, slowly, he opened his arms.
Peter bit at his bottom lip, dropping his backpack to the floor as he ran into his fathers’ arms. He buried his face in his chest, curling his hands in the worn T-shirt he’d gotten his dad as a joke a few years ago.
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- Part 4 of Peter Not Parker
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Love by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
14 Feb 2024
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“Oh, god, Tony..” Obadiah massaged his temples, liquor bottle in hand. “C’mon, it’s a big day today; you couldn’t have left him at home or something?” His eyes narrowed dangerously at the child, Peter, Tony insisted he carry around absolutely everywhere with him.
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- Part 14 of February Prompts
- Part 21 of Peter Stark
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Names by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
13 Feb 2024
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He grunted, slapping Harley away with an over exaggerated frown. “You did this just to spite me.” He bemoaned loudly.
Harley snickered, planting another kiss on Peter’s cheek. “Maybe.” He suggested. “Could just be revenge for taking all my good hoodies.” He smirked.
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- Part 13 of February Prompts
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Shapes by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
12 Feb 2024
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“C’mon, Pete.” He whispered. “Let’s go home.”
Tony stifled a yawn, holding Peter tighter against his side. Jesus fuck, why had he gotten a baby when he was fresh out of college? Sleep was hard to come by before; now it’s simply impossible.
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- Part 12 of February Prompts
- Part 20 of Peter Stark
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Memory by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
11 Feb 2024
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“Hey, Buck.” Sam grunted. “Do you ever want to go back to the 40s?”
Bucky crosses his arms over his chest and leaned farther back against the bench. “Can’t say I do. Less polio, less deadly illnesses, longer lifespans.” He took a minute to contemplate his next words before speaking again. “More you.”
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- Part 11 of February Prompts
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In Bed by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
10 Feb 2024
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Anxiety had flooded his chest early the previous day; he’d been finding it especially hard to rid himself of it despite his best efforts. It felt like he was buzzed on a disgusting mix of coffee and vodka, enough to make him dizzyingly awake but still only able to do blackout drunk type stupid shit.
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- Part 10 of February Prompts
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Admire by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
09 Feb 2024
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Harry always woke up first. It didn’t matter if he knocked himself at three in the goddamn morning with a concoction of drugs not even Peter knew he had access to, or at eight the previous night. He still awoke before the stupid spider.
But then, at least, he had time to really look at Peter. Drink in the details of his face, all the smile lines starting to crease their way into his skin; the sags of deep purple around his red rimmed eyes.
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- Part 9 of February Prompts
- Part 19 of Parksborn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 289
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 78
- Hits:
- 1,048
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Quiet by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Feb 2024
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The room lay in silence. Neither of the men could bring themself to break it, until Stephen cleared his throat.
“Come on, Tony, you damn hypocrite.” He sighed.
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- Part 8 of February Prompts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 164
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 32
- Hits:
- 415
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Focus by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
07 Feb 2024
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Steve drank in every detail. Every tiny crease, every shadow, every imperfection. He dragged his pencil across the paper, shading cheekbones and strands of hair.
Bucky looked up from his book, shooting Steve a fond smile. It was a rare time; when they were off from work at the same time. Or at all, really. Bucky had picked up a book he’d been given by an elderly neighbor some time ago; Steve carefully pinched a pencil between his shaky fingers and thumb.
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- Part 7 of February Prompts
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Gray Hairs by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
07 Feb 2024
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Loki smoothed his hair back. Gray itched at his temples, silvery strands laced between locks of black. Crows feet creased the skin ‘round his eyes as though deft hands folded them like paper into tiny cranes.
A sigh escaped past his lips. He allowed his hair to fall back around his face, a sleek curtain. Insecurity churned in his gut, uncomfortable and awful and ugly. Loki decided to ignore it.
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- Part 5 of Husbands Through Time
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Loki did not pride himself on being sweet. Nor did he particularly enjoy being soft. But alas, he did, however, enjoy the company of Mobius. If that wound up costing him his dignity as a fearsome god, then so be it; he supposed.
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- Part 6 of February Prompts
- Part 4 of Husbands Through Time
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Sunny by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
05 Feb 2024
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In the crib, nestled atop tiny quilts was his tiny baby, Peter; squirming and writhing in his sleep. He gripped the fabric under him, his other hand around a terribly ugly stuffed spider his uncle gave him.
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- Part 5 of February Prompts
- Part 19 of Peter Stark
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Habit by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Feb 2024
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Even the little quirks Peter had, like how his eyes darted around the room instead of making eye contact; how he wrung his hands and picked at his nails when he didn’t have anything to hold or twirl or tinker with.
Now, this was not entirely meaningless. That being; he knew when Peter was trying, and very much failing, to hide an injury.
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- Part 4 of February Prompts
- Part 18 of Peter Stark
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Words by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017)
03 Feb 2024
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When Harry Osborn spoke, the words flowed from his lips like water from a fountain. Peter let himself fall into the softly spoken phrases, allowing them to flow over his body like little more than sunlight gleaming over New York’s concrete sidewalks.
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- Part 3 of February Prompts
- Part 18 of Parksborn
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1pm by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
02 Feb 2024
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“Matt, we have a case to work on.” Foggy sighed. Matt knew he was pinching the bridge of his nose. But even then, his tone remained fond.
“Come on, Fogs. When was the last time we had a date; went somewhere earlier than 11pm that wasn’t for a case or to get drunk on Jodie’s shitty alcohol.” Matt smiled, throwing his hands up.
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- Part 2 of February Prompts