5 Works by SolidShrimp

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    (Worst time to get nabbed by bounty hunters? Maybe when your alien partner's busy going through their seasonal thing.)

    He closes his eyes, lets himself sink a little lower so he can make use of the pillows. Maybe Meryl has the right idea about a nap. His hand keeps ending up across his stomach and he should probably put the cigarette out because it’s a dumb idea to fall asleep with one lit. It doesn’t feel pressing though. It should, but it doesn’t. He’ll deal with it in a minute. Just wants a few more seconds of this before he has to move.
    Except it’s barely the afternoon and he’d got a solid eight hours the last night so why the hell is he nodding off like some toddler after a glass of warm milk?
    Nicholas sits up sharply and shakes his head, trying to shrug off the drowsiness, but it doesn’t fade. No – the room lists, and nausea churns, but the fog won’t clear.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,819
    Chapters:
    10/14
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    418
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    6,589
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    Vash doesn't have human genitalia or any idea how to get off. Wolfwood is determined to help him figure it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,221
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    609
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    4,853
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    “Hey... you want me to blow you?”
    “That a good idea right now?”
    “Why not?”
    “Don't wanna wake sleeping beauty.”
    Vash makes a thoughtful expression, head cocked to the side while he considers the matter, and Nicholas sees the moment a spark of mischief brightens in his eyes. His grin spreads slowly in a way that spells trouble. “Bet you could keep yourself quiet. Think you could do that for me, Nick?” he asks, dropping into a low tone. “Be nice and quiet if I tell you to?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,231
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,722
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    “Okay?” Vash says, somewhere between mystified and amused. “What'd you want it for, anyway?”
    “Well...” she says slowly, “it can record and play audio, right? Like... really well?”
    “Yeah... that and other stuff too, like I said.”
    “So maybe it could help us with your seasonal thing? With the singing?”
    Vash drops his screwdriver and barely manages to catch it before it can go tumbling off the table.
    “Meryl...” he splutters, “you know that's not going to be remotely relevant for, like... eleven months?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,753
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,454
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    It really shouldn't surprise her, but Meryl will admit, out of all of her discoveries about the eternal enigma of Vash the Stampede, the one that really throws her for a loop is the revelation that, in bedroom matters, he's exceedingly confident.

    But the other thing she discovers about Vash is that under no circumstances does he want anyone returning the favor.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,104
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    729
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    6,817

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