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“My name is Brenda. I’m here because I grabbed that bitch Mary Beth by the hair and slammed her face first into her
sub-par Pinterest cookies,” the woman in the track suit declared, still tearful but defiant. “I know I shouldn’t have but she knew I’d been working on my Macaroons for months. And what does she do? Waltz into the PTA meeting with some superior look--not on my watch, fucker.” She gave a huge, wet sniff. “By the time the red faded from my eyes, I’d knocked out the principal, punched a woman in the throat and was strangling Beth’s husband with my bra. But what was I to do? I’m Brenda freaking Matthews, and I will not put up with that shit. I was prom queen, for God’s sake. Prom. Queen.”There was a resounding silence. Then one of the old ladies put her fist in the air in a moment of commiseration.
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14 Feb 2026
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The fact is, their meet-cute’s right out of a fucking storybook. Tale as old as time, or some shit.
Except Dean doesn’t get a hard-on for libraries or randomly burst into song. And Cas? Cas is way too nerdy and harmless for anyone to call him a beast.
Even if he does drink human blood.
(In which Castiel is a hereditary vampire, Dean just wants to introduce him to movies and rock music, and their friends-with-benefits situation is either the worst idea they’ve ever had… or the best.)
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03 Feb 2026
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Five times Literature Professor Castiel Novak and Physics Professor Dean Winchester clashed, and one time they didn't.
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06 Jan 2026
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Robert’s sure he could turn it into a joke. A group of ex-villains walk into a bar and harass their ex-hero boss on off hours. Not that they know that. Not that he’s technically even still ex-hero now he’s got the suit back.
Aka:
The Z team don’t like the fact that Mecha Man’s about to take their dispatcher for his own personal tech support. They have a lot of loyalty for the man keeping them from going back to some less than comfortable cells.
Robert was unaware of his “promotion”.
The Z-Team find Mecha Man at a bar.Temporary Hiatus due to life kicking my ass, will be back, I refuse to abandon a fic. Will be back to writing around May, more stuff has come up, hopefully I’ll have something to publish by June time! So sorry for everyone invested I am just unfortunately going through the ordeals rn (the curse)
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A door swings open further down the hall, revealing a cluttered bathroom counter and a mirror plastered with stickers.
"I brush teeth!" Chirps a small voice with just a hint of a lisp, turning 'teeth' to 'teef'. There's a patter of socked feet on the tile floor, and then there he is.
The sight punches the air from Castiel's lungs, the empty space filing with the purest joy he's felt in a long time, because Jack is so… little. So wonderfully, perfectly little. Young like the baby he never got to be, the life Castiel had imagined for him and grieved a hundred times over as he watched him forced to grow up too fast.
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25 Dec 2025