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Cutest Bat-lizard I've Ever Seen by Socksarenotrequired
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Mar 2025
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Give a baby dragon a bagel and he'll somehow finangle you into taking him home with you.
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Or, Tommy adopts himself a person.
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- Part 2 of oh shit that's a dragon
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Hornless Deer is More Offensive by Socksarenotrequired
Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini
23 Aug 2024
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In hindsight, wandering into the woods had been a terrible idea.
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- Part 1 of oh shit that's a dragon
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oh shit that's a dragon by Socksarenotrequired
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Video Blogging RPF
19 Mar 2025
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Completely unrelated except for the fact that there is at least one dragon in each fic.
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It was not a choice he agonized over or even thought twice about.
“It's you or them, Mecha Man. They're villains. Do you really think they deserve to live more than you do?”
Yes. A million times yes.
Robert's caught by a supervillian that gives him a easy choice: he can live, or his reformed heroes can live. To him, it's an easy one.
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17 Feb 2026
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Robert knows it's going to be a bad day before he even opens his eyes. He shouldn't be awake yet, the alarm on his phone hasn't gone off. It's the pain that woke Robert.
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Despite it being a bad pain day, Robert decides to go to work like normal. When he inevitably crashes, Z-Team's there to look out for him. Flambae's powers especially come in handy.Series
- Part 1 of Z-Team Polycule
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- English
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17 Feb 2026
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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- 141,737
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- 12/?
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17 Feb 2026
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Hearts and Their Consumption by setepenre_set
Fandoms: Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types, Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones, Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle
25 Jan 2016
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Wizard Howl eats hearts. This isn't just a metaphor.
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- 1/1
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17 Feb 2026
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When the front desk had triggered the lockdown and called to say Mecha Man was in the SDN lobby with the Astral Pulse in hand, turning himself in, this wasn’t exactly what she expected. Mecha Man was supposed to be menacing. He was supposed to be feared, intimidating, imposing, a force to be reckoned with both in and out of the suit. Someone you looked at and thought, damn. Now that’s a villain.
When Blazer got to the lobby, all she could think was, damn. That’s just a kid.
The same thought returned to her now, watching the shallow rise and fall of Robert’s chest as he slept in the too-big hospital bed. Around either wrist, thick restraints pinned his arms down to the metal frame of the cot. Under the blanket that was draped over his legs, she knew the same restraints were fixed at his ankles, too.
“Feels like overkill,” she muttered, shaking her head again. Chase huffed a laugh, hunching further in on himself.
“It’s not. Kid’s a scrappy motherfucker, always has been,” he said.
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Or, a villain Robert Robertson AU - featuring a hint of "brainwashed child soldier" and a whole lot of secrets.
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- 31,310
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- 7/?
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16 Feb 2026