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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    The beach vacation photo hit the celebrity gossip circuit like a tidal wave:

    Severus Snape — shirtless and emerging from the sea like a selkie who had laid claim to his mate, had one bikini-clad Hermione Granger slung over his shoulder, in a fireman-carry.

    Behind them, their seven children trailed, looking utterly unimpressed. As if watching their shirtless father carry their mother like a caveman was just any other day.

    Harry Potter's statement to the press pool followed:

    “Hermione Granger-Snape is my best friend. And, yes, she has been married to Severus Snape for the better part of a decade. And, yes, I mean *that* Severus Snape. They have seven children together. If you weren't aware of all this by now, that’s not their fault. They haven't been hiding, they've just been living the quiet life they've built on purpose. And I think they'd appreciate it if we let them keep it."

    The wizarding public was very much NOT in agreement on that last part.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Hilarious! 🤣 OMG, chapter 9!!

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    In the mist-shadowed village of Wyndbram, the tale of the Serpent Lord endures, a reclusive war hero who vanished after ending a dark reign with a blade, not a spell. To young Hermione Granger, the legend was a bedtime story whispered by firelight. Now eighteen and alone in the world, she finds the past stirring in unexpected ways. Some stories, it seems, are not content to stay on the page.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Bossy Hermione bosses Snarky Severus

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    After being cursed by none other than one of the Lestrange brothers, Snape has been bedridden and slipping deeper into a magical form of dementia. He lives in complete isolation now only his Healer remains by his side, following his every step.

    One day, he begins to tell her a story.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Kleenex necessary

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In order for Hermione's application to the Department of Mysteries to be accepted, she has to be proficient in ritual magic. The problem? Hermione has no idea what ritual magic is and how the hell she's supposed to learn it. Enter, Harry Potter.

    Everyone lives/no war AU that takes place in seventh year.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    So very good!

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    Domestic: of or relating to the home, the household, household affairs, or the family

    What could be more domestic than bickering with your partner? Apparently, adding the third party in your relationship to said bickering. (Or: “The Doctor’s Wife,” with the Doctor’s wife)

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    12 May 2025

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    Rose & Idris, what's not to love? 💗