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Alastor finds himself wrapped up with social media overlord Velvette and through a series of lies and misunderstandings must ask Lucifer to fake a partnership of sorts to re-establish his image as the strongest sinner in hell
(Author will not apologize for whatever may occur in this story because they were possessed to write it at like 2 in the morning on their phone)
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25 Nov 2025
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Lucifer likes to watch the new arrivals in Hell to find interesting sinners. A really cute sinner with red deer ears catches his eye.
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites

