SnowTerrain

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    "Your uncle has died."

    It wasn't the worst news Hans had ever heard. In fact, it was the start of a beautiful, wealthy life. But there is a catch: to inherit the family fortune, Hans needs a spouse.

    Uncle Hanush hated many things: joy, spending money, and especially Hans's "lifestyle." So, naturally, Hans decides the best way to honor his uncle’s memory is to marry a man.

    Enter Henry. Ideally straight, conveniently poor, living right next door, and... surprisingly hung.
    It’s a simple business transaction. Surely, nothing could go wrong between a dramatic heir fueled by spite and his well-endowed handyman neighbor who insists he doesn't like men.

    (Or: A Modern AU where Hans needs a fake husband to spite his dead homophobic uncle, and Henry needs cash.)

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.

    No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.

    After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life and for providing occasional company.

    Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.

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    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Henry is tracking down Vostatek’s horse when, unbeknownst to him, he is saved by a ghost. This time though, the Ghost of Kopanina is too late to stop fate.

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    13 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Henry?”

    Hans has closed his eyes, and the way he’s nuzzling Henry’s chest, there is no telling his expression.

    “What?”

    “When you carried me out of Talmberg. Did you touch my arse?”

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    On the way back from a hunt, Hans and Henry take a break for the evening. Just one night, the two of them, a couple of drinks and the stars. Only Hans wasn't supposed to down an entire bottle of Schnapps on an empty stomach, and does he really mean all the filthy things he is saying?

    Confused, Henry picks an intelligent solution: disappear for a few days, have a think, come back and one up Hans at drunken confessions. And then some.

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    13 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Capon turned to face him. “Did you ever stop to think what would have happened if you were discovered?”

    Bartosch met his glower with defiance. “Every damn day.” Hans noticed with unease he was holding his chest and there was fresh red blooming on the bandages. “But I’ve made my peace with it. And if you have any sense in your head, so should you.”

    Hans backhanded him. “Don’t presume to know me.”

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    After a drunken night in the bathhouse fumbling with the blacksmith’s boy, Hans Capon resolves to keep his hands to himself. But then a suave knight (and better poet) had to catch the eye of Bohemia’s favorite hero and suddenly Hans finds himself struggling to not repeat the sins of the past.

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    07 Feb 2026