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    It turns out that spending Valentine’s Day with Malfoy isn’t the worst thing in the world.

    He’s handsome and witty and she likes the way the corners of his eyes crinkle when he smiles, which he does more often today than she’s ever seen him do.

    She clinks glasses with him, and savors the feeling of the liquor as it burns its way down her throat and warms her stomach.

    Hermione loses count after the third firewhiskey.

    After the fifth, she loses herself, her knickers. Her mind.

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    When Hermione finds out her husband is cheating on her with Draco Malfoy’s wife, the two have a drunken Valentine's Day together leading to a one night stand and another unexpected surprise.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”

    “What? No!"

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    Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.

    Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Hermione's nightmares get her thrown out of her own dorm room, so she sneaks into the one place she feels safe. All she wants is a few hours of peaceful sleep. What she finds, however, is so much more precious than that.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Draco had a complicated relationship with sex. It wasn’t something he generally talked about but he thought about it a lot. Draco thought about sex during most of his idle time, truth be told, but he didn’t engage in it. He didn’t want to have sex. But he fucking loved watching it.

    Masked camgirl Hermione unknowingly gives her co-worker the sexual empowerment he's craved.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”

    There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”

    “Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”

    Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”

    “I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”

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    09 Feb 2026