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“So come on! Please help your girl out.” said Cipher in a panic, ”You just gotta show up, talk for a bit, then just say that you guys wouldn’t work out.”
Mydei let out a deep sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose in resignation. “Let me get this straight,” he finally said, still staring at the girl in disbelief. “You downloaded a sugar-dating app and catfished an old man using my face and body without my knowledge or permission?!”
“I only did it for fun! I didn’t expect that he would actually—”
“—and you expect me to help you and act like I was really the one he’d been texting for the past six months?!”
Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, Mydei should’ve known based on the countless expensive gifts, jewelry, and flowers that kept piling up in their apartment room—things Cipher liked to hoard.
“Uh…Yes?”
Or; Tired College Student Mydei becomes an unwilling sugar baby to one of the most powerful men in the country.
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03 Jan 2026
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Let’s Build Our Happily Ever After! by crimson_valley
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Feb 2026
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Mydei closed his eyes, his expression started to relax as he allowed his body and mind to finally rest; his free hand took the Phainon’s adorably round plushie and hugged it close to his chest. His fingers tenderly caressed the soft fabric. Theoros didn’t deserve to have a creation like Phainon.
The blond hugged the plushie closer.
“Even I could do it better.”
Mydeimos, an avid web-novels reader, finds himself inside Theoros' most recent work. Fortunately, now all that obsessive knowledge about his favorite character will be on his favor, now that he is inside his favorite protagonist's story!
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08 Dec 2025
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Do I Look Like A Bottom? by kurisubelle
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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Basically, Mydei overhears "RPF" of him and Phainon exists and out of curiosity, he reads it.
Dan Heng and friends are the unfortunate collateral of their yearning asses.
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06 Dec 2025
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all that glitters is not gold by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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It is in a dragon's nature to dissuade vermin from coveting its treasure.
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02 Dec 2025
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You and I, ‘Til Kingdom Come by Deimy_in_Bloom
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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“I can't believe you snuck out again. I only just returned and suddenly I'm hearing whispers everywhere in the castle that you've disappeared from your chambers!”
“Quiet,” he slaps a hand over her mouth, looking around in alarm. He quickly snatches it back when she licks it. Urgh. She always did this. “Khaslana has sharp ears.”
Cipher huffs, stretching until she's leaning against him, and Mydei has to brace a hand on the ground to keep his balance. “Tsk tsk. This isn't the way to get the attention of someone you fancy, you know! Especially someone at least six years older than you are!”
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prince mydeimos is the prince of castrum kremnos. he’s nearly twenty-one, about to be crowned king, and his life is slowly falling apart around him.
khaslana is his knight he swore to protect him. he’s competent, good-looking, and mydei might be falling in love with him.
everything is fine. (not really)
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or: prince mydei & knight khaslana, a saga of loyalty & love
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- Part 1 of Good Things Come in Threes
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25 Nov 2025
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He seemed larger than an average man, eyes pale gold and missing any humanity that may or may not have ever been there. The various people around them who’d previously been frozen to the spot began to scream and yell to call the authorities, but Mydei felt as though he couldn’t look away from the strange being’s eyes. Be it hypnosis or simply beauty, he was entranced by how still the being was, unmoving and unblinking. The scent of wheat and sandalwood flooded his senses, washing over him like a calm tide.
“Are you,” Mydei started, voice barely higher than a whisper as he stood nose to nose with him, “human?”
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21 Nov 2025
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Phainon's family is the most notorious criminal conglomerate in the country. He's young, deadly, and terribly efficient. He's also reckless, overconfident, and forever disobedient to his father's orders, which prompts his eldest brother to chain him to a mundane undercover mission. Luckily, his twin sister is also dragged along to share his punishment.
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Two new exchange students enroll at Mydei's university. Their hair and skin are flawless, their voices are silky smooth— they look like they just stepped out of a gothic romance drama. Everyone becomes obsessed with them, and Castorice is convinced that the two might be vampires. As vice-president of the occult club, it is Mydei's responsibility to help her investigate.
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12 Nov 2025
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this fate, let me decide by skyrhapsody
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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Mydei could see red strings attached on people's little fingers. His parents had one connecting them. The couple that visited the wife's mother had one, but the wife's mother didn't have any.
Sometimes the strings looked short, sometimes it stretched into a distance far away than his eyes could reach. Mydei never dared to touch any, seeing he had none to test it on himself.
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Red greeted him.
Mydei took a step back instinctually in shock, seeing Phainon's left little finger was covered in uncountable red strings. There were so many that it covered the entirety of his finger, all heading to different directions.
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Alternatively, Mydei and Phainon met during childhood and grew up together, with Mydei being able to see red strings tied around people's fingers.
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03 Nov 2025
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The Kremnoan Princess Guide to Virtual Romance by omegaheir
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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Tired graduate student Mydei falls asleep while playing a dating simulator and wakes up as the game's protagonist, the Crown Princess of Castrum Kremnos.
The only way to return home? He must win over his favorite love interest, the seemingly perfect Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.
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01 Nov 2025
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Perdikkas comes into view, stepping closer to blink down at Phainon and Mydei on the ground. “You’re all here?”
Ptolemy scoffs, kicking lightly at the dirt. “Guess who has the extraordinary pleasure of being assigned the babysitting duty to the dumbass trio over here?” He rolls his eyes with a sharp sigh. “Not Peucesta, clearly. Lucky bastard.”
“Don’t lump me in with them,” Hephaestion protests. Ridiculous. Everyone knows who instigates the fights just as often as Phainon and Mydei.
“We don’t need babysitting,” Phainon says at the same time, words muffled as Mydei’s hand smashes his head into the ground, resuming their fight now that Ptolemy is distracted. Phainon almost bites down on the dirt by accident.
or; Phainon finds Mydei drifting at the Sea of Souls after Aedes Elysiae is destroyed. Pulling the other kid out of the water might be the best decision of his life
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- Part 6 of bound by the stars
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09 Oct 2025
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“Besides there’s a guy in this game that’s definitely your type.” That certainly caught Phainon’s attention, mainly due to the fact that he had no idea what Cyrene’s perception of ‘his type’ would be. He was ready to be offended as she started to flick through a dozen or so menus, humming when she shoved her phone into Phainon’s face.
Ah. Perhaps she had a point.
Phainon installs a dating simulator and becomes enamored with one of the love interests: Mydeimos.
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07 Oct 2025
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Phainon is starting the last semester of his bachelor degree, all while focusing on his swimming career and being haunted by childhood memories. His coach is sketchy, his mental health is derailing and his sister thinks he’s friendless. Worst of all, he cannot stop obsessing over his mysterious new neighbour.
Mydei has cut ties with his wealthy parents, deciding to open a home bakery with his closest friend. Their business struggles with a glaring lack of customers, which somehow leads him to strike a fake-dating deal with the most infuriating man he ever met.
OR,
When it comes to a complicated past, Mydei couldn’t escape and Phainon wouldn’t let go. The two might be much more interconnected than expected.
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06 Oct 2025
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will you be my e-kitten duo by sugilite
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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Phainon has one-sided beef with a player that keeps getting into his matches. He also has a parasocial crush on a small faceless streamer that bakes cute desserts. And a not-so-parasocial crush on the new guy at his local gym.
It would be completely ridiculous if they were all to be the same person… right?
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06 Oct 2025
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Plucked From the Skies for Me by KittensMittens
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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“Khaslana, my dearest child, my finest creation.”
The divine voice echoes around him not like one, but a thousand – distorted and vast.
“̶…̴y̶o̵u̶…̵d̷e̷s̴t̷r̵o̴y̶ ̷t̵h̵e̵m̸…̸f̴o̸r̵ ̶m̴e̷?̷”̷
Words entering his ears and splintering into countless, repeating ones.
‘If your heart cries not for your brethren up in the skies, but the dusts that cover the earth below, what need do you have for those wings?’
The sunfire tears through his back with its golden-white blaze.
And Phainon falls from the heavens.
Angels hadn't descended upon the lands of Amphoreus for years, though vestiges of their divine guidance persisted.
And all Mydei wanted was to live out his quiet life in his quaint cottage in the woods with his animals. Far away from the angels and their business.
Until one crashes into his backyard.
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22 Sep 2025
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“Careful now. Wouldn’t want Mydeimos catching you cheating already.”
Hephaestion freezes mid-smile, the words looping in his head.
“…Cheating?”
"Oh. I thought you two were together?"
Hephaestion waves a dismissive hand. “That was over a decade ago. We only lasted a month before we figured out we were better off as bros.”
Hephaestion apparently can’t even be friendly with anyone without someone assuming he’s cheating on Mydei. If that’s the case, what happens when he actually sets his sights on someone? The poor hypothetical person would think they’re competing with Mydei—and most people would back off immediately.
Well. Hephaestion can’t have that, can he?
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08 Sep 2025
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Drown you in my ocean (that's just my devotion) by bloominache
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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To anyone else Phainon seems like a bright and almost perfect young man, always smiling and willing to give a helping hand to whoever may need it.
Only Mydei is aware of how much of a disgusting pervert Phainon really is.
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07 Sep 2025
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phainon is pretty sure he doesnt believe in love at first sight - but he's reconsidering after being set up on a date with a cute baker that plays his favorite mmo..
but.. why is mydei already in love with someone else?
why is it a parasocial crush on the anonymous streamer neikos??
and why the hell does phainon have to be jealous of neikos when he is neikos???Bookmarked by SmoothiesOff
31 Aug 2025
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A Villain's Way to Survive by SwirlingClouds
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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The Breaking Dawn was an action novel that was once one of the best pieces of fiction Mydei had ever read.
Until everything suddenly went downhill as the story took a big change. The chapters became dull and repetitive, all previous character development was thrown away in favor of the new genre that wasn't even listed in the novel's online page.
But now Mydei was transmigrated into such a trashy novel, and as a side villain that was destined to die by the hands of the protagonist.
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28 Aug 2025
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wreathed in an endless dawn by hybriade
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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Mydei is stuck in a strange state of existence. While most believe him an alpha due to his outward appearance and reputation as a fierce warrior, he has no secondary gender and a limited sense of smell.
Usually, he wouldn’t care and even prefers not having to deal with heats and ruts, but lately, being around Phainon has him feeling off-center. There’s a weird prickling sensation in his nape that won’t go away, and his entire body heats up at even the slightest provocation.
Is he, somehow, growing allergic to Phainon? Is that what this is?
Alternatively, Mydei presents as an omega because of one very oblivious Deliverer and has to deal with the consequences.
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19 Aug 2025
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you and me, in the summertime by invibelle
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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Phainon is twenty-nine years old, possessing a degree that does nothing but sit in display, and working odd jobs. Oh, and also close to losing his home thanks to Aedes Elysiae’s delightful housing costs.
An opportunity comes in the form of a Jadeslist posting made by concerned parents seeking a ‘date’ for their son, Mydeimos, who has been suffering the curse of being single for all twenty-one years of his life. The pay? Nymphbook Air and twenty-five thousand Balance Coins.
Phainon might just be the person for the job.
(or: one sweltering summer, two people who are absolutely not in love, and a play in three acts.)
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13 Aug 2025