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“Your haircut is shit.”
Alastor’s ears flick in Velvette’s direction but he doesn’t look to her, the swivel chair creaking as he instead adjusts his arms underneath Vox’s loose wiring.
This was one of the few moments Vox had graced Alastor with his absence - Valentino had practically begged Vox to give Alastor to Velvette while she had been taking a break so they could have some… ‘alone time’ - and Alastor had taken this as his chance to relax. To imagine he was in the hotel, his radio tower, a bayou… anywhere except Vee tower, and he refuses to let anything ruin his peace.
“Just wanted to remind you in case somebody hadn’t in the last five minutes.”
Velvette was making that incredibly hard though.
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Unstoppable force (Velvette, somebody who changes her hair multiple times a day) meets immoveable object (Alastor, somebody who hasn't changed his hair in a century).OR:
Velvette helps Alastor get rid of his bob cut.Bookmarked by SmolAndGrey
23 Feb 2026
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“I hereby believe that I was here first,” bristles Alastor, now pointing a spatula at him. “So in case you bring your gripes with me on you, I suggest for your Royal Highness to leave himself.”
“Do you always need an object to point at people even when you don’t have your radio staff on you?” Lucifer deadpans, nodding at the spatula.
“You—”
“Wanted a drink. Whatever you had there is burning, Al.”Bookmarked by SmolAndGrey
14 Feb 2026
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Vox goes out for a simple lunch with Alastor.
He does not get a simple lunch.He does, however, get dangerously close to admitting something he wasn't ready to face.
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12 Feb 2026
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Alastor has always had a complicated relationship with love. His partners, of course, hardly care, and will coddle him anyway.
Aka, Rosie-Alastor-Lucifer poly qpr having a slow afternoon enjoying each other's presence
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10 Feb 2026
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Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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“It's so nice to see both fathers of the bride helping their young lady with dress shopping. Do you two need matching–”
A squeal of static drowned out a sudden wheeze from Lucifer, Alastor's cheeks flaming at the implication. Heat sparked in his chest and crept up the back of his neck, something behind his ribs twisting as Lucifer stuttered out a denial.
“Ha – me and – and him? Ha, no, I mean – no. We're just... just working together. For Charlie,” Lucifer finished up, his voice going a little weak as gold spread over his pale face. His gaze drifted over to where Charlie was trying on dresses, a tiny imp seamstress tugging and poking at her all the while.
“For Charlie,” Alastor echoed.
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Or: Lucifer and Alastor have to at least pretend to get along to help Charlie and Vaggi plan their wedding. Along the way, they discover hidden depths to each other that they might have preferred to remain ignorant of.
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- Part 55 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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10 Feb 2026