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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    Narcissa Black stumbles upon a neglected child and accidentally adopts him, not knowing that she has accidentally adopted Harry Potter.

    This is fluffy and a little silly and involves the Malfoys learning to care for a magically powerful Harry Potter and Harry Potter learning to be loved.

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Harry doesn't know anything about the wizarding world. When a man with an ugly beard and lying words takes him from the dursleys, he learns of his own magic and place in this new society.

    The Malfoys, a noble, pureblood family, learn of Harry's placement with muggles they demand custody. It is granted to them and Harry is placed in their care.

    Follow Harry as he learns the ins and outs of politics, friendships, and how to use his magic to help others. He may also cause copious amounts of chaos along the way, but who does that hurt (except for the nobles that oppose him).

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    When the Sorting Hat is placed on Harry Potter’s head, it immediately sees the truth—the cunning, the survival instincts, the deep-seated fear. The abuse he’s suffered at the hands of the Dursleys has left him wary, calculating, and unwilling to trust easily. He doesn’t just want to prove himself; he needs to. And so, when the Hat whispers Slytherin in his mind, Harry takes the chance.
    But Hogwarts isn’t the fresh start he expected. The wizarding world still sees him as the Boy Who Lived, and his housemates—especially Draco Malfoy—don’t know what to make of this scrappy, half-starved boy with haunted eyes and too many injuries to be explained away as accidents. Meanwhile, Snape, expecting a pampered celebrity, is instead faced with a student who flinches at sudden movements and who never complains, no matter how harsh the punishment.
    As whispers of a dark force stirring in the shadows reach Hogwarts, Harry must navigate the treacherous world of Slytherin politics, learn to survive in a house that values power above all, and come to terms with the fact that he is more than just his past. But can he trust the people around him when he's spent his whole life knowing that no one comes to save him?

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    What if he was sorted into Slytherin? What if the person who came to take him to Diagon Alley wasn’t Hagrid?

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    22 Feb 2026