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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    5 times the Company tries to convince Bilbo not to cut his hair and 1 time they succeed ><

    Bilbo's hair has always grown very fast and as a Baggins, he takes pride in a neat apperance. No adventure is going to prevent him from keeping his hair trimmed! For a dwarf, however, talking about hair is very taboo, something you only discuss with family or a close lover. Cutting a dwarf's hair communicates great grief or unspeakable shame. That's why the Company are in despair when Bilbo keeps cutting his beautiful hair. They can't figure out why, when they've told him countless times his past doesn't matter to them...

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    11 Jan 2026

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    "It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."

    Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.

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    09 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Legolas is impertinent, at times, and his regular comings and goings fail to faze Thranduil most days. But when he disappears without telling Tauriel nor any other member of the kingdom where he is going, Thranduil fears that something may have overtaken him. Upon his sudden return, the Elven King is aware, and enchanted, to find something...different, about his son.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    In response to a prompt for Gigolas Fuckfest 2020. On a whim (and against his better judgment), Gimli brought a selection of sex toys along with him to Rivendell, not expecting to travel much farther than that. Of course, his inclusion in the Fellowship of the Ring complicates matters. Faced with a variety of undesirable options, the only thing he can do is carry them along with him on the journey.

    . . . Matters are further complicated when he falls in love with one of his companions along the way.

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    28 Dec 2025