SimplyPerplexed



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    series title borrowed from 'king and lionheart' by of monsters and men

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    There’s a pause, and then Wednesday speaks again. “I admit that I do have one ulterior motive in asking you to visit for the holidays.”

    Enid laughs, unsurprised; there’s the Wednesday she knows, even a phone line and a coast away. “Yeah? What is it?”

    “I told my parents that I’m in a relationship,” Wednesday says, offhand, like it’s just another sentence and not a lightning strike to Enid’s heart. "With you, specifically."

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    After his research trip Ed slowly settles into a new routine with Winry.

    What no one expected, least of all himself, is how things would escalate.

    Or: How Ed goes from househusband to metalworking apprentice to automail mechanic, and it's all Mustang's fault.

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    Zanka, a year after getting his ego brutally slaughtered at the hands of burning out of an accelerated law program, returns to school in order to pursue a phys-ed degree. He proceeds to get his ego brutally slaughtered again, at the hands of God's least irritating organic chemistry TA.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    "You've never called me anything like that, Zan-Zan."

    Zanka's eyes widen, taken by surprise.

    "Do ya... are ya askin' me ta give ya a pet name?"

    Zanka knew it of Jabber to be possessive. He didn't mind it. He found it endearing, even. That doesn't prepare him, at all, to be met with Jabber's jealousy towards Lovely Assistaff.

    // While this is inspired by Hemlock, it is entirely unrelated to it.

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