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  1. Rec *

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    Mark Hoffman starts using crime scenes to flirt. It all goes downhill from there.

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    14 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 78

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    Lawrence and Mark talk shop at McDonald's.

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 83

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    Pre-bathroom Adam and post-bathroom Adam are a little too similar for comfort.

    Except now, he has a hole in his shoulder, an extreme aversion to his apartment, and a concerning attachment to Lawrence Gordon.

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    06 Feb 2026

  4. Rec *

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    “My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.

    There is none.

    “I need some– I need some legal advice?”

    “Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."

    Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.

    (And then not stopping to bother him.)

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    21 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 4

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    “Dominic. Let’s assess the situation here. We’re in a car. I’m driving a car I’ve never driven before. In a city I’ve never driven in before. In a country that I’m not even sure you can identify, and I’m sharing aforementioned car with this tit who seems utterly intent on getting into my pants before getting into Britain. And it’s fucking boiling. And I’m hungover. And I’m thirsty. I’ve been wearing this suit for twenty-four hours or something now. I don’t remember when I last ate. There is sweat running down my back and it tickles. And I’m still not sure which side of the road I’m supposed to be on.”

    September 2010. A neurotic engineer and a self-obsessed actor get stranded in Istanbul and agree to drive home together.

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    19 Dec 2025