SillynekoRobin

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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Bilbo has learned of a dwarven tradition that he can’t quite wrap his brain around. Meanwhile, the party is conspiring against Thorin to get him to relax. Things quickly get more complicated than anyone was planning for.

    As they quest for the mountain, it grows more and more apparent that things are changing, for better or for worse.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Hobbits are the children of Yavanna. Dwarrow are the children of Mahal. Yavanna tasked her children with the care of all growing things, but especially her husband's children, and gave them sex magic to heal the dwarrow.

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    Hobbits and Dwarrow, at one time, lived and worked in close association with each other - a symbiotic relationship, to the benefit of both. Over time, however, that knowledge was lost, and the two races drifted apart.

    Enter Bilbo Baggins, The Baggins of Bag End, of the Shire - who is offered an opportunity to improve the lives of 13 dwarrow, unexpectedly. How will this connection, these gifts, change the outcome of an unexpected journey?

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Erebor falls to the dragon. Only that this time, it is not a red dragon named Smaug, but a green dragon named Bilbo that claims the mountain as his home.

    And with it all the dwarves inside.
    He doesn't kill them or hold them hostage - oh no. He will protect them, from anything and everything. He devotes his life to Erebor, swears to serve them until his last breath. Even if it means forsaking himself. Even if it means to die for them. Just who exactly has taken up residence in the mountain?

    Or: how Erebor ended up with a personal guard-dragon and the issues that came with it.

    Updates 1-2 times a week.

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    31 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “There I was, Miri, in full plate, trying to will the thing down like a fool!” Boromir exclaimed. “A most stubborn erection, it was!”

    “Is that why you had that terrible scowl on your face?” Faramir could recall it clearly. “You looked like you were having a psychic battle with some unseen foe and losing.”

    “Because I was!” Boromir cried. “See, the more you think on it—about that stirring in your loins, and how it should really not be happening—the more the damned beast seems to dig in its heels, doesn’t it?”

    Faramir chuckled. “Yes. I am familiar with the particular... logistics of it all. Every man is. I, myself, have fallen victim to an inopportune… burgeoning… many times.”

    “Really?” Boromir stopped fidgeting. “Prove it.”

    OR, how Boromir’s crude anecdote about a treasonous, ill-timed cockstand leads him and Faramir spiralling down a path of late-night, illicit confessions. Emboldened by the wine and the increasingly-flimsy mantra that they are “only talking,” they share their masturbatory habits, deepest desires, and more, in excruciating detail. It’s entirely brotherly. Right?

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    23 Jan 2026

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    "It has been a long time, my dear friend." He said, but Bilbo could see how much sorrow his eyes held.

    "It has,"

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    When a group of vengeance-hungry orcs raid the Shire, Bilbo is forced to confront his fear of the mountain and seek asylum with a group of orphaned hobbits

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    20 Jan 2026