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    Peter wishes he hadn’t gotten out of bed that morning. Then, maybe, he wouldn’t be reduced to this—limp-crawling through the rabbit burrows that is Oscorp Tower, a monster of a man on his heels, bloody and bruised and choking on a panic attack.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Humans were screaming, I was sprinting toward the problem, and the sky was unleashing a chill, torrential rain that made me nostalgic for getting hosed off in the security ready room.
    It should have been the perfect day.
    Well, not for the screaming people trapped in the collapsed building. Their day probably sucked. For me, it was exactly what I needed.
    More than anything, I really needed there to be a problem, because if there wasn’t then I was the problem.
    And there's only one kind of problem a rogue SecUnit can be.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    I could have become a mass murderer, but over 35,000 hours ago, the company had fitted me with a new governor module to prevent just such a thing from ever happening. Since then, there hadn’t been much in the way of mass murder, but it had still been an intolerably boring 35,000 hours spent on company contracts...

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    The contracted SecUnit provided to PreservationAux isn't a rogue... yet.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    I could have become a murderer when the hopper I was being transported in crashed on an uninhabited planet and left just one surviving human crew.
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    All Systems Red AU where prior to the PreservationAux Survey, a company hopper carrying Murderbot crash landed on the survey planet, leaving it to fend for itself in the alien landscape.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    The middle of All Systems Red, but with a few changes to how those pesky combat override modules work, among other things :)

    Now with bonus chapters!

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    The humans were going to want to know what a combat override module was, what it did, how it worked, and most importantly, why it hadn't worked on me. I could answer the first three things just fine, but short of telling my already-jittery clients I was hacked ("so I'm actually one of those scary rogue units you've heard so much about, but the good news is that a combat override module can't hijack a governor module that doesn't work!"), that last thing was going to be a big problem.

    Honestly, even if I did tell them exactly that, which I really didn't want to do, it was going to be a really big fucking problem.

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    23 Jan 2026