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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    When Aziraphale left to become the Supreme Archangel, Crowley left to spend some time among the stars. Three years later, he returns back to Earth. Turns out that while Crowley was away, moping, Aziraphale grew to resent his new position. But quitting Heaven is not easy, and he needs Crowley's help to convince Metatron he isn't fit for the job anymore.

    (title from that unwanted animal by the amazing devil)

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    15 Aug 2023

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    Heaven doesn’t make mistakes. The fact that the archangel Raphael is predestined to start the apocalypse and is also currently existing on earth as the demon Crowley is more of an oversight, really. One that must be rectified.

    And if the restored Raphael isn’t on board with fulfilling his glorious purpose, it’s simple enough to make him forget he ever fell in the first place.

    Meanwhile, absence makes the heart grow frantic as Aziraphale is finally forced to face the depth of his unexamined feelings for his supposed enemy.

    Now, with Raphael missing most of his memories, Heaven and Hell after them, not to mention the world coming to an end, they still need to find the time for a conversation that's a few thousand years overdue. Assuming it’s not already too late.

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    11 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Jean Valjean, exhausted from the barricades and the sewer, somehow finds the strength to drag Javert out of the Seine. He has no strength left for anything else. He collapses from exhaustion on the quai near the Pont Au Change as the situation rapidly devolves into tragicomedy.

    Inspired by a tumblr post from @Alicedrawslesmis:

    “Oh god can you imagine Valjean having to jump into the Seine to get Javert out? the man has had No sleep for the past idk 40 hours and just had to crawl through 5 miles of sewer carrying a dead body and thinks he’s going to lose everything to the law and then this fucking asshole jumps off a bridge? and he has to jump after him? and swim like an olympic athlete against the current to get the guy out of the water from the rapids? that’s too much. That’s just god fucking with him at this point.

    Valjean pulls Javert out of the water and passes out from the exhaustion of the last two days and Javert is like ’…great. Now I have to drag this man back to his apartment AGAIN’ but Javert is also exhausted from the last two days so it’s just a comedy of errors”

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    19 Apr 2023

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    Another tale of sleeplessness from Ankh-Morpork. In which the Patrician would rather catch fire than catch feelings, Vimes is for some reason very angry about this, Sybil has had enough of all this nonsense and everyone spends a lot of time in the garden.

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    09 Jun 2022

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    Stede waits until he can hear the loud stomps of strangers coming down the steps to the lower decks. Then he opens the tiny metal door in the wall and leans forward to press his mouth to the circular opening.

    “Who dares,” he coos, drawing out the vowels, “disturb my slumber?”

    Someone shouts. Others follow. The noises all carry and echo throughout the ship without an identifiable source and distort until they’re unrecognizable, wordless howls in the walls.

    “Get out!” Stede shouts. “Get out while you still can!”

    And then Black Pete begins to giggle, so Stede has to replace the cover and halt the operation entirely. “Really, Pete,” he hisses, “please be professional.”

    (A post-season one fix it, sort of, where Stede becomes the pirate captain he was always meant to be and Blackbeard isn't fond of having a rival.)

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    01 Apr 2022