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i heed not (or; sleeping in the kitchen) by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews
04 Dec 2025
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“Without you,” they said, “I am nothing. Your home, your company, this work— it was my iron lung. My dialysis machine. It meant more to me than the world, and I would preserve it even to the suppression of my desires. What desires? In this house I longed for nothing.”
They traced the line of the Duke carotid with their thumbnail. He shivered.
“But you smashed it with a hammer. You filled it up with dirt. You killed me.”
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The Duke, Marlowe, a marriage story and a turn-of-the-century affair.
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i've done it again, one year in every ten by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
09 May 2025
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"In sickness and in health, from death till destruction, forever and anon, this one’s mine."
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The Duke gets married.
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no means I find, to rid him from my breast by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
30 Apr 2025
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“Of course, I’ll have to kill him in the morning.”
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Excerpts from the vampire Marlowe’s journal, 1441-1451.
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- Part 1 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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i cannot be, lady, alone by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandom Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews, Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
04 Dec 2025
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A sad, gothic pre-canon AU wherein Marlowe turns the Duke. Title from Poe's "To M--"
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There’s no problem at all with a fun fling while working the summer Renaissance Faire, so long as the following unspoken rules are followed:
1: Don’t fall too fast
2: Don’t figure out that you are fucking your future research partner“Caitlyn, our new blacksmith needs proper garb before the gates open in the morning. Would you please show him to his site and introduce him to my darling tailor? It would seem he’s set up just across the lane from Jayce’s smithy.”
Mel Medarda smiles.
“Please inform Viktor that he can thank me later.”
Jayce and Viktor have a couple problems.
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Jayce didn’t come to teach at Piltover University to develop a minor (read: major) obsession with Viktor, but here he is. The man is infuriatingly brilliant, dryly condescending, and has probably already dismissed Jayce as an overeager idiot. Fine. Jayce can live with that. What he can’t live with is the fact that he keeps seeking Viktor out anyway—asking too many questions, reading too many of his papers, lingering in his presence like some lovesick grad student. This isn’t a crush. It’s an intellectual challenge. At least, that’s what he’s telling himself.
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Jayce Talis, a young and ambitious professor, gets an opportunity he didn’t dare dream about - teaching at the Piltover Tech University. There, he meets Viktor - a slightly older, respected and extremely reserved colleague of his. Jayce is somewhat intrigued with the man, his studies in particular. He finds the way Viktor’s brain works fascinating - like his opinions and theories are somehow a puzzle piece that would complete Jayce’s own research. Jayce’s academic interest, though, turns into infatuation and full-blown obsession with the man rather than his studies.
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the men are pulled from the sea by late night fisherman and set sail with their own boat to Panama. they talk about their feelings and touch about them, too
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“Everything that happened these past three years seems small enough to fit in my fist. Like I’d hardly know if I dropped it somewhere.”
“Yet another chapter that you find will crystallize in the heat of the hand. Words that were once deeply engraved become illegible.”Bookmarked by ShelfPerson
18 Feb 2021
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Garret Jacob Hobbs dies in an ignominious pool of his wife's and daughter’s blood - it takes ten gunshots to do it. Will jokes privately to himself, which is to say he jokes to Evangeline at his side who he knows will understand because she is him, panting around her red mouth, that while he previously did not think he needed glasses, maybe he does now.
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Will Graham's hiding in a polite shell. His daemon is not. After the death of the Minnesota Shrike, it is advised that he seek professional help in resolving that.
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“Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.”
Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”
Inspired by the tweet. You know the one.
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