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I AM THE BATTERIES THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED



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    If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
    In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.

    Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment

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    He was flesh and bone, and Alastor never remembered that until Lucifer — touched him. Pushed his hand away, brushed their shoulders together, nudged his side before making some ridiculous joke. Every time, the realisation came anew, and refused to stick.

    In which Alastor begrudgingly explores his relationship with touch, intimacy (in all its forms), and Lucifer (also in all his forms).

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    Alastor prides himself on being exceptionally multifaceted. The infamous Radio Demon. The host of the Hazbin Hotel. Pride Ring's favorite radio star. The Devil's occasional midnight indulgence.

    There's simply nothing he can't do when he sets his mind to it.

    ... Except possibly parenthood. Alastor isn't sure he's built for that.

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    This can't be happening.

    It doesn't matter how many days, weeks, months Alastor has had this damned mark glowing on his chest; he can't accept what it means.

    Especially not with him

    OR one of the gift fics made originally for the after-after party, but Grail gave me the prompt 'Soulmates gone wrong' which made me go insane and then they MADE SUCH GOOD ART FOR IT

    Go give them some love for the idea and the art within: Grailfish's Bluesky

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    Alastor, a naiad rather fond of venturing into the woods, is caught slaying a deer favoured by Artemis. His father is sent to consult an oracle, to determine appropriate punishment. On his return, he exiles Alastor to the mountains – where his real punishment, his monstrous, fated spouse-to-be, will come find him at nightfall.

    Alastor goes as bidden, and rapidly discovers that whatever monstrous traits his promised one may have, he may not lay his eyes upon. His fiance treats him well, all things considered, appearing in the evening to keep Alastor company at night, and vanishing at dawn. He only asks for one thing in return: that Alastor never seek to see him.

    An Eros (Greek: Love) and Psyche (Ancient Greek: Soul) retelling.

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